Recent content by catreaper

I’ve sat next to a lot of awesome people on planes as I travel nearly every week. I’ve sat next to athletes, musicians, CEO’s and great people. Monday, I was delayed three times; tired, pissed and ready for a nap. As soon as I sat down, the elderly man next to me asked how I was doing. I wanted...

Hahaha. What a fucking nerd.

Hey, I’ll donate something but this shit cracks me up because you always are one of the biggest assholes on here. Keep on keeping on Joe.

I’ve got Frontline in the Tampa area. They handled the hurricane damage pretty well. I received a check quicker than most. Not sure if they offer in the panhandle.

Two votes for two boobs. Final offer.

Thanks man. I appreciate it. Maybe you could find a third crew to print off my message on an 8.5 x11 standard 20# paper, print it and shove it firmly up your blown out asshole. I’m sure you wouldn’t like that as it’s not girthy enough, so hopefully they can insert a finger or most likely a fist...

I tried. The planchette just keeps giving me your mothers phone number.

I had a close friend “OD” on Christmas Day. He was living with his ex and I received messages on Facebook from his account three days after his death. Something is not right with this situation. I’ve spoken with the detective that was first on the scene and he told me something was off as well...

As a rule of thumb I generally only backhand women in the lobbies of a Popeyes. I could be convinced to make an exception, however.

I’ll just say someone on here had this troll figured out a while ago. He’s not Steve, he’s not me and he has had one other terrible handle here before. 🐸

I’ll buy the first five rounds.

Every person should be forced to watch Season 11 Episode 10 of Curb Your Enthusiasm before they are allowed to give their opinion on the literal piece of trash that Vindman is. Fuck him and his “service” to this country.

Someone isn’t taking yesterday’s ass raping so well. I’m surprised you even felt it. As many times as you’ve had your flesh sock stretched and ripped by random homeless men in exchange for a Skyline 3-way I assumed you had no sensation in your battered rectal nociceptors.