You run into her at the hotel pool. What do you say?

[absoluteUnit]

 

[America 1st]

Ask me if I'm a grape.

 

[quickfeet]

G’day mate! *tips fedora*

 

[rCW702]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Chris Farley]

Can I motorboat your labias?

 

[Hb35]

Would you like me to turn your top right side up.....?




you dumb bitch

 

[RKirkD]

“I can part my hair with my tongue and I’m In room 302. See you in 30.”

 

[TJHall1]

 

[skramer100]

 

[Boxman4]

Damn it! Beat me to it! Awesome.

 

[GarnetPild]

Damn it! Beat me to it! Awesome.

Lmao, had exact same gif in mind. Great fucking movie. Miss that dude.

 

[22*43*51]

 

[GarnetPild]

I regularly say that when my girlfriend is wearing just a towel. Usually only amuse myself, but makes me laugh every time.

 

[Cletusnow]

Sorry ma’am your top was implicated in a hit and run and I’m going to need it for evidence.

 

[Rushie]

Thanks for the mammaries

 

[s-ou-thern]

I can’t swim. Will you share flotation devices?

 

[Cre8ive]

Do you need a hand in getting those to the beach? And by the way, I work for Victoria's Secret and you look familiar...regardless, would you like to be in the next catalog? I have a camera in my room.