Yesterday I had to take my son to his friend’s birthday party

[Chris Farley]

Downtown Fairhope is pretty lib. Very artsy kinda town. Anyways, the parents of this kid are def libs and it appeared I was the only right thinking person there. I mean, I have been the only white person in a DMV and have never felt so uncomfortable! I felt judgement the whole time I was there. I just proceeded as normal and shook hands and bullshitted with some folks. It’s crazy though, how you just know someone is either a patriot or a leftist.

@Gump_Tiger facetimed me in the middle of it so thanks for the relief, and I even got to walk behind my car and take a drag off my pen!

 

[BigBucnNole]

Unplug from the internet and news for a while. For yore own good.

 

[imprimis]

I'm wondering what Wuhan restrictions the Methodist Church will demand on Tuesday attending my Aunt's funeral? I won't be taking a mask.