• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Wife nagging because I didn’t open her car door.

I wouldn't open the door for her either. Help her put things in perspective - bitch at her when she won't lift the commode lid for you so you don't piss all over the seat. If she tells you to sit down instead of stand up, take out your cell phone and call the best divorce attorney you can find.
 
I love it! If I ever get property, I’ll have a donkey.
Always get two if you want them to be social, they are a social animal and if you only get one they get very anti social with people. You'll always see them walking in pairs in a field.

Also they kill coyotes (any canine) that's why you see them in fields with live stock.

My folks have a rescue farm for donkeys so I know way more about ass than your average joe.

Also all donkeys have a cross on their back that they lose if you breed them with a horse to make a mule. It's said that is was from the shadow of the cross at Jesus crucifixion.
 
Always get two if you want them to be social, they are a social animal and if you only get one they get very anti social with people. You'll always see them walking in pairs in a field.

Also they kill coyotes (any canine) that's why you see them in fields with live stock.

My folks have a rescue farm for donkeys so I know way more about ass than your average Jack.

Also all donkeys have a cross on their back that they lose if you breed them with a horse to make a mule. It's said that is was from the shadow of the cross at Jesus crucifixion.
FIFY
 
That photo when compared to the classical proportions of beauty generates proportions of horror and monstrosity on a gargantuan scale not here to fore seen since the times that Reptilicus destroyed Japan. Now we have the reincarnation of evil working with reckless abandon within the hallowed halls of our nations capital. Nothing is sacred anymore.
 

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