Why are straight men reluctant to engage in rear door pleasantries with women?

[RHT 3]

Nerve endings folks, so many pleasure inducing nerve endings.

I've always been perplexed why some men won't even try certain things.

I mean, its a free prostate exam for God's sake.

 

[Tigerdmd05]

One word SHIT

 

[Richard N. Toze]

Depends on what her rates are.

 

[America 1st]

Too worried about pit puppies eating them to ever consider the topic either way.

 

[RHT 3]

Too worried about pit puppies eating them to ever consider the topic either way.

If she's got a Pit Bull staring at me when she's putting the KY on her fingers I may last about a 1/4 inch in max.

 

[EdgeBest]

 

[RaleighTiger]

Depends. We talking strap-on or a finger or two? Only one right answer here.

 

[Spc311]

We talking about pegging here? Cause if we are then I’m all in

 

[Jakethedog]

We talking about pegging here? Cause if we are then I’m all in

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Zgdaf]

Depends. We talking strap-on or a finger or two? Only one right answer here.

To quote Trent Reznor... don’t bitch about your bad luck fist f@ck...

 

[Spc311]

Spoiler: NSFW

All in

 

[Sgfeer]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Peach-head]

Nerve endings folks, so many pleasure inducing nerve endings.

I've always been perplexed why some men won't even try certain things.

I mean, its a free prostate exam for God's sake.

Well I did broach the subject of a rimjob the other day. She said “I don’t know it’s pretty hairy”. I plan to shave it and call her bluff. ZFG.

 

[SoonerMD09]

In before @HumasButthole

 

[Fuzzyvols]

Nerve endings folks, so many pleasure inducing nerve endings.

I've always been perplexed why some men won't even try certain things.

I mean, its a free prostate exam for God's sake.

Who is getting pegged in the ass? I don’t think women have a prostate gland.

 

[STMF2X]

Should have married the girl I dated who used to love to 71

 

[BayouCityHorn]

Nothing like going to the massage parlor "Carwash". Going in for table shower, go back to room for massage and have Mimi eat your ass...

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I love my fart box younger punched. Anyone that doesn’t have that performance is an idiot.

 

[TimeBandit]

Wife used to do it while sucking my cock....felt a little weird but didn’t dislike it if I’m being honest.

 

[Chris Farley]

Well I did broach the subject of a rimjob the other day. She said “I don’t know it’s pretty hairy”. I plan to shave it and call her bluff. ZFG.

Don’t shave your butthole. I mean, do whatcha want...jus sayin from personal experience....don’t do it

 

[Peach-head]

I love my fart box younger punched. Anyone that doesn’t have that performance is an idiot.

So many questions...

 

[BTAvenger]

You are asking on the wrong forum OP. Go to the other TMB. The one that only allows socialists and communists and talk to their head “intellectual” Lyrtch. He admitted that his wife pegs him regularly. I know that @PawPower1981 and Lyrtch have had many deep conversations on that and many other topics.

 

[Peach-head]

Don’t shave your butthole. I mean, do whatcha want...jus sayin from personal experience....don’t do it

Oh I’ve been there, you talking about the itch?

 

[Scalp_Em]

We are in the tree of trust here right?

Maybe I’m just a simple man, but i’m pretty happy with getting puss and the ocasional bj ...maybe it’s because I’m in my 40’s I wouldn’t be against it, I have always been intrigued what it would be like to have my prostate milked while getting a bj.... but I have always thought of ass play with the mouth as kind of gross, I mean it would have to me extremely clean for me to consider it. It’s the poop shoot...As far as getting pegged? No thanks, It may feel good like when you take a massive shit over and over.... it’s just weird to me. No judgment doe you do you...It’s a domination kinda of thing and it seems to me a little cucky to be into that kinda thing IMO....I’ve never understood the domination,dominatrix stuff...maybe I’m just old now.....get off my fuckin lawn!!

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Peach-head]

We are in the tree of trust here right?

Maybe I’m just a simple man, but i’m pretty happy with getting puss and the ocasional bj ...maybe it’s because I’m in my 40’s I wouldn’t be against it, I have always been intrigued what it would be like to have my prostate milked while getting a bj.... but I have always thought of ass play with the mouth as kind of gross, I mean it would have to me extremely clean for me to consider it. It’s the poop shoot...As far as getting pegged? No thanks, It may feel good like when you take a massive shit over and over.... it’s just weird to me. No judgment doe you do you...It’s a domination kinda of thing and it seems to me a little cucky to be into that kinda thing IMO....I’ve never understood the domination,dominatrix stuff...maybe I’m just old now.....get off my fuckin lawn!!

If you let your wife peg you, I don’t think your reputation is not salvageable at that point in her eyes. That’s why I’d be down for the rim job, you would be on the dominant end of that exchange.

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Spoiler: NSFW

Damn, Hank is hung like a Tapir.

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

Damn, Hank is hung like a Tapir.

He also has a narrow urethra. Win some lose some.

 

[RHT 3]

I have dated a few women that go straight for the end zone while fooling around.

I feign some surprise, but usually I'm thinking " what took you so long ? " ...