I mean, they can be alright if you’re with people you know and/or there’s booze involved, but when it’s people you don’t know, what the hell is an adult supposed to do?
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Why are kids’ birthday parties awkward?
- Thread starter Chris Farley
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Crop dust the room and point blindly at the fattest person there
Wear a creepy clown suit and they will ask you to leave. That's a sure fire way of avoiding totally boredom.
I am El Nino
Poster
I emulate a lot of things my dad did growing up.
Not going to children's birthday parties is one of them.
Ditto for showers.
Also, don't ask me to help you move because I'm not asking you.
"You're a grown ass man, act like one."
Meh. All the ones we go to are fun. The kids play, we get hammered. Fun for all of us. Tell your kids to get friends with cooler parents.
RHT 3
Elite
This. I'm an old dad at 53. My son is 10. His friends moms are all in their 30's and lots are hot as shit.
They have no idea how much sex we've had in my mind lol. Halloween is the best time of year.
AgEngDawg
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