Why are kids’ birthday parties awkward?

[Chris Farley]

I mean, they can be alright if you’re with people you know and/or there’s booze involved, but when it’s people you don’t know, what the hell is an adult supposed to do?

 

[PawPower1981]

Crop dust the room and point blindly at the fattest person there

 

[Cre8ive]

I mean, they can be alright if you’re with people you know and/or there’s booze involved, but when it’s people you don’t know, what the hell is an adult supposed to do?

Wear a creepy clown suit and they will ask you to leave. That's a sure fire way of avoiding totally boredom.

 

[Rva]

Make your wife go

 

[Chris Farley]

I

Make your wife go

would but she took the girls to the beach. I got the boys. I’m gonna get slammed today/tonight.

 

[I am El Nino]

Make your wife go

Flirt with the other moms so your kid doesn't get invited back.

 

[Tigerbomb]

I mean, they can be alright if you’re with people you know and/or there’s booze involved, but when it’s people you don’t know, what the hell is an adult supposed to do?

I emulate a lot of things my dad did growing up.

Not going to children's birthday parties is one of them.

Ditto for showers.

Also, don't ask me to help you move because I'm not asking you.

"You're a grown ass man, act like one."

 

[Pillow Pants]

Meh. All the ones we go to are fun. The kids play, we get hammered. Fun for all of us. Tell your kids to get friends with cooler parents.

 

[rCW702]

I play mfk with the moms.

 

[Zgdaf]

Probably feel awkward for a creepy reason.
just drop the kids off and come back and pick them up in a couple hours. Built in baby sitter.
btw I hope you ask your girls when they get back if mommy met a special friend at the beach.

 

[RHT 3]

I play mfk with the moms.

This. I'm an old dad at 53. My son is 10. His friends moms are all in their 30's and lots are hot as shit.

They have no idea how much sex we've had in my mind lol. Halloween is the best time of year.

 

[AgEngDawg]

I mean, they can be alright if you’re with people you know and/or there’s booze involved, but when it’s people you don’t know, what the hell is an adult supposed to do?