Whose had a better weekend than me?

[catreaper]

Driving my dad’s pristine ‘06 Monte Carlo around my hometown like a fucking gangsta, getting a burger at my favorite local joint and the best BJ I’ve ever had last night from my high school sweetheart. He was incredible.

 

[Shaun52]

Well that was gay as fuck. Congrats?

 

[QuanChi]

I shit my pants in an upscale boutique. Sat in the chair for 15 mins while my gf finished shopping and then booked it out. I looked back and there was a soggy moist spot on the seat. Zero fucks given. McAffee did not kill himself

 

[catreaper]

Well that was gay as fuck. Congrats?

Sooooo jealous.

 

[America 1st]

Watching the Trump rally with the ole lady

 

[d-tiger45]

Jealous as hell OP. Enjoy that beej.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Here is my weekend:

 

[America 1st]

Here is my weekend:

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No way that furniture would support you standing, sitting, or sleeping on it.

Also use a chain to just to be safe.

 

[Mr. Steven Avery]

Wife left town with 3 of 4 kids, I’m doing pretty fucking good

 

[ChicagoFats]

Wife left town with 3 of 4 kids, I’m doing pretty fucking good

Hopefully 1 of 4 went to bed early

 

[Huskers2008]

Grats on the BJ. You didn’t have the cock in your mouth so you’re not gay.

 

[TriggerHappyJack]

Pics of the sweet Monte Carlo or it didn’t happen

 

[jarhead5903]

Driving my dad’s pristine ‘06 Monte Carlo around my hometown like a fucking gangsta, getting a burger at my favorite local joint and the best BJ I’ve ever had last night from my high school sweetheart. He was incredible.

Hopefully your plane will crash and give me the best weekend of my life.

 

[CommunismIsGood]

I was able to convince an entire sunday school class to switch genders this morning, so my weekend is going pretty good. : D

 

[OrangenBlue98]

Driving my dad’s pristine ‘06 Monte Carlo around my hometown like a fucking gangsta, getting a burger at my favorite local joint and the best BJ I’ve ever had last night from my high school sweetheart. He was incredible.

Sounds great, does he work out?