This was one of Steve's best
Went to play Miniature Golf at "Jurrassic Golf Park" and was kicked out this morning.... Without refund I might add. It was my first miniature golf experience and it was a bad one. I'm considering a lawsuit for the embarrassment. I feel like my family's annual Myrtle Beach vacation has been marred by them. Trouble started when the pimple faced doosh at the cash register told me they didn't take Amex. I should have known the place was a dump right then. I pulled out a hundred to pay my $18 bill just to deplete the little punks change. So I get to the first hole and another skinny jean wearing teenager tried to tell me that I was required to use their equipment. I explained to him that the Scotty Cameron California Series Delmar I brought was probably worth more than his dads monthly salary and I wasn't going to use a bright purple golf ball to putt with. I brought a sleeve of ProV1xs for me and my kids to use. I told him I didn't care what their courses policy was and told him to deal with it. Anyhoo,the real problem started on Hole 4...a dogleg around a Brontosaurus and into a Tyrannosaurus's mouth. These big fat white trash Ohioan's were taking forever. All 6 were wearing jerseys, even the girls. Hell, one kid had a Tyrelle Pryor jersey on. What a disgrace. They wouldn't let us play through so I hit into them. I got the dad pretty hard on his ankle,right near his barbed wire tattoo. He ran up on me and was so out of breath from the short uphill run that I laughed in his face and told him he was a rude Ahole. I would have laid him out but I just slapped his Philadelphia Eagles visor off his head instead. That's when a manager kicked me out. I don't know how that place can call themselves a golf course and allow their employees to wear denim and their patrons to not have any golf etiquette. It's a disgrace.
Here is one about a trip he made to a frisbee golf course.
Its a beautiful day and I decided to practice my chipping and pitching but also wanted to delittle some poor people besides the cart boys at the club. So I thought the best place to do both was a public park. The first few holes were uneventful, just a couple knockdown gap wedges through the trees followed by a simple chip into the stupid Ass metal baskets these queers use. On the third hole tho, things got more eventful. I stepped to the tee and saw 4 Millenial losers throwing frisbees. One of them was throwing the frisbee underhanded like a female softball pitcher. It was a disgrace. I dropped a titleist and aimed straight for the soft ball pitcher and yelled fore about the same time the ball hit a tree above their heads. One of them that looked just like Sean White asked what I was doing and I said "I'm playing through. It's called golf etiquette. You queers should learn some." Then I waved them away with my golf glove, fully prepared to slap one of them in the face with it 1700s style. I missed the chip so I yelled "fvck" loudly and took a par. Sean White, clearly not understanding that he was close to catching a beating just a moment ago said "nice lid dude" and laughed and pointed at my red Make America Great Again hat. I said "let me guess, Bernie supporters?" And they all nodded yes and one asked how i knew. "Because you're all fvcking losers." And i kept playing. After I finished I waited at the last hole and after they threw their tee frisbees I went and gathered them all up and yelled to them. "Here's a free socialism lesson queers." And I threw their frisbees into a pond. "I just redistributed your frisbees. Hope you phags can swim, I know you could all use a bath." Anyhoo, then I dropped a ball, hit a low draw with my wedge that hit the drivers side door of their Kia and laughed very loudly, got in my Tahoe and cut a few donuts around their car throwing gravel all over it and then peeled out of the parking lot and threw a sleeve of Prov1s out of my sunroof.
Wish I had saved the Punched a Zebra in the face thread, about when he got a behind the scenes VIP zoo tour for him and his kids.
Also wish I got the ordered 17 pizzas and threw 15 away, about him ordering 2 large pizzas for his kids sleep over, the middle aged delivery guy couldn't change his $100, so he promptly ordered 15 more, made the guy go get them, was waiting in his circular driveway with 3 trash cans and then threw them away when he got back with them. Of course no tip
that picture had Steve threatening to sue rivals the 1st time it was posted.
