Who else is fully prepared for nuclear fallout?

[QuanChi]

 

[Idiot_Runner]

Nice, but how does that protect you from nuclear fallout? I’d recommend a 12 inch minimum steel and concrete bunker under ground. The fishing pole is useless, those fish will be dead. I do respect the Newports. Wood try to bum one off of you.

I don’t have any real protection either, so not hating. I‘ll just invest in gummies once I hear the missals are incoming.

 

[TJHall1]

Saws alls will last you about a half hour a piece. Good thing you got some flip flops to protect your feet. And make sure to grab a couple more cans of cat food to take up valuable space.

 

[hmt5000]

I bought the Iodine tablets a couple years ago after the Fukushima plant was showing radiation in west coast fish. I was eating a lot of sushi at the time.

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Honestly,...not me.

But that's just due to where I live.
Though nuclear fallout prep would the next big project once I've finished with the current EM shielding project.

Doubt USA, Russia, China or other would waste a nuke on NZ, and plus our military capacity is pathetic.

Sure, if Aussie got hammered, the prevailing westerlies would cast fallout my direction, but it's intensity would rapidly become negligible.

 

[Hoosier in Mad Town]

Who you going to play cards with?

 

[Deleted member 2886]

Who you going to play cards with?

Shit I'd play poker with him.
Maybe put up a couple cans against a couple of newports.

Na I'm kidding, I'd just give him the cans anyway just for the chance to take a brief respite from chaotic reality.

 

[Rube Reaper]

The original poster better be a person of colour or the Newports are way out of line.

 

[PleasureMoose]

-sawzall
-newports
-flashlight
-adidas slides
-doritos and energy drinks

the only thing you're prepared for is to steal catalytic converters in the ghetto

 

[Joe Kings]

What a waste of time that must have been. That took longer to put together then it will helping you survive.

 

[Timothy]

You got the duct tape.

That's all you need.

 

[Emma tenywa]

They say 10 is all it takes to destroy the world, russia and the US got cruise missiles that can carry over 4 warheads. Due to possibilities of counter measures. Whoever fires will probably fire about 10 just to make sure that atlst two or three warheads hit. Now due to panic and the confusion after the alarm goes off, there will be not enough time to prepare

 

[PawPower1981]

No flesh light??

 

[champsballs]

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Looks more like the kit @TJHall1 takes for his romp in the woods with dirty mike and the boys. Needs 2 calculators to add up how many times he get pegged cuz one isn’t enough

 

[AgEngDawg]

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Damn, I am craving some Honey Buns now.

You messing up my Keto bro.

 

[TJHall1]

Looks more like the kit @TJHall1 takes for his romp in the woods with dirty mike and the boys. Needs 2 calculators to add up how many times he get pegged cuz one isn’t enough

Oh wow, this is almost as good as your gizz joke. You're on par with that new jersey faggot and that down syndromed joekings

 

[Joe Kings]

Oh wow, this is almost as good as your gizz joke. You're on par with that new jersey faggot and that down syndromed joekings

I picture you pounding your key board breathing heavy, while you typed that. Youre a fat guy arent you?

 

[PerdidoKeyFrisbee]

I figure I've got 10 more years before Iran gets their newfound nuclear capability into their missiles....thanks to Obama and Depends Joe funding Iran's nuclear program with the ridiculously dangerous Iran Deal. Out of self-preservation, Israel will need to do a first strike on Iran before Iran unleashes their hate on others, including Israel.

Hopefully, Saban can win Bama 4-5 more NCs before the end of time gets here.

 

[TheNJNole]

The original poster better be a person of colour or the Newports are way out of line.

Lol...... that was actually funny

 

[shiv]

I don't think Nacho Cheese will hold up from the radiation, but you should be good with Flamin' Hots

Also very smart to bring a backup graphing calculator in case you need to take a calculus test in the post-apocalyptic world

 

[Jayhacker]

No one is shooting off a nuke. If one goes they all go and they all know it.

 

[champsballs]

No one is shooting off a nuke. If one goes they all go and they all know it.

I dunno man I’m on the road for a couple days and eating everything I’m not suppose to. When this shit pops off there’s no holding back.

 

[Jayhacker]

I dunno man I’m on the road for a couple days and eating everything I’m not suppose to. When this shit pops off there’s no holding back.

The only one's hoping for the nukes is our pathetic media.

 

[hmt5000]

They say 10 is all it takes to destroy the world, russia and the US got cruise missiles that can carry over 4 warheads. Due to possibilities of counter measures. Whoever fires will probably fire about 10 just to make sure that atlst two or three warheads hit. Now due to panic and the confusion after the alarm goes off, there will be not enough time to prepare

Russia has a fast mover that can launch 12 warheads. It was touted as a state killer in the story I saw. It could be launched and detonate on the 12 largest cities in Texas, for instance, before we'd even know it. Just one of those could take out the whole state of Texas.

 

[hmt5000]

The only one's hoping for the nukes is our pathetic media.

I just hope Putin remembers where the media and politicians are located.

 

[SmokeHouse423]

I figure I've got 10 more years before Iran gets their newfound nuclear capability into their missiles....thanks to Obama and Depends Joe funding Iran's nuclear program with the ridiculously dangerous Iran Deal. Out of self-preservation, Israel will need to do a first strike on Iran before unleashes their hate on others, including Israel.

Hopefully, Saban can win Bama 4-5 more NCs before the end of time gets here.

For sure winning 1 this coming season so only needing 3 out of the next 10 years is doable. Kinda sad for Dawgs fans on this site that they will most likely be dead before seeing another Natty. Nuclear war or not. Sad*

 

[QuanChi]

Damn, I am craving some Honey Buns now.

You messing up my Keto bro.

You wouldn’t even need to microwave these. They would just be warm from the radiation

 

[PleasureMoose]

tbh the only things you have here of value during a nuclear fallout is the fold-out chair to stand on while you hang yourself with the extension cord