What's Your Death Row Meal?

[Cre8ive]

@QuanChi gave us a list of food to eat for the rest of our lives - that's hell.

Tell us what you would order if you were on death row...

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Pb&j, bbq tater chips, cold glass of milk

 

[Sparty1045]

Something cooked by @Nape

 

[TopHook]

A whole lot of popcorn seeds.

 

[Cre8ive]

A whole lot of popcorn seeds.

@TopHook - nobody will top your answer! That is funny as hell. Thanks!

 

[TJHall1]

Ribeye
Fried shrimp
Jalapeno boats
Fried mushrooms
Onion rings
Fried chicken legs
Pulled pork sandwich
Hot beef sandwich
Baked parmesan asparagus

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Texas I believe stopped making last meals so that tradition is going away

Probably 2 Patty Melt Combos from Whata

 

[Nape]

Something cooked by @Nape

 

[QuanChi]

That things cock looks angry. Like it has a mind of its own

 

[Nape]

That things cock looks angry. Like it has a mind of its own

It’s like a ghost is leading him around by the cock. My knees would buckle too.

 

[Cre8ive]

Texas I believe stopped making last meals so that tradition is going away

Probably 2 Patty Melt Combos from Whata

Are you sure? I thought that was the law of the land. Hell fire, you about to fry a dude, the least we can do is give him his favorite food.

 

[Cre8ive]

How about "the never ending shrimp" offer at Captain D's?

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Are you sure? I thought that was the law of the land. Hell fire, you about to fry a dude, the least we can do is give him his favorite food.

Positive. Huntsville in Texas where they pass all the lethal injections stopped doing it. They just get whatever’s served that day

In theory yeah, but after a while, making 12 trips to Dairy Queen’s across the city for the right frosty for a guy who killed his wife and kids and buried them under the tile in his house makes less and less sense

https://www.tdcj.texas.gov/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html

Read through this and you’ll start to see the kinda people were talking about here(amazing crime rabbit hole)

 

[Cre8ive]

Positive. Huntsville in Texas where they pass all the lethal injections stopped doing it. They just get whatever’s served that day

In theory yeah, but after a while, making 12 trips to Dairy Queen’s across the city for the right frosty for a guy who killed his wife and kids and buried them under the tile in his house makes less and less sense

https://www.tdcj.texas.gov/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html

Read through this and you’ll start to see the kinda people were talking about here(amazing crime rabbit hole)

I can certainly understand that, especially when they are totally unrepentant. Millions of monstrous demonic souls walk this earth and we only catch a handful. Maybe when the darkest ones request a meal they make him drink a cup of gasoline and then throw a match down his throat and shove the food directly into what remains of his stomach!