What do you trust more than our beloved Government?

[Dinkis14]

 

[Sikness23245]

 

[absoluteUnit]

A fart after having Taco Bell the last three meals consecutively

 

[imprimis]

A fart

 

[shiv]

Rivals servers on national signing day

 

[Cre8ive]

A golf course alligator with my sand wedge in its mouth and my hand is still on the grip. As you can see he got the fingers off my right hand - just a nub there now. Makes eating pizza damn tough.

 

[QuanChi]

CNN

 

[Jtrain80]

A used car salesman.

 

[TJHall1]

AIDS

 

[AmericanViking]

Vladimir Putin

 

[laterallyshaking]

 

[quickfeet]

Russia

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Hanging out in a tiny pool with a few box jellyfish, trying not to get touched.

 

[Mvforau]

Going on a road trip 3 hours after drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate

 

[BurntJ]

Rivals servers on national signing day

YEP!

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