What’s wrong with this dog statue?

[absoluteUnit]

Something seems off but I can’t place it. Serious replies only please.

 

[quickfeet]

Looks normal to me

 

[croot_lord]

I don’t think anything is wrong with it, but that’s a goat, not a dog.

 

[HnstTune]

No balls?

 

[Chris Farley]

Is that a Ton Ton from Star Wars ?

 

[Rva]

It kinda reminds me of a penis.

 

[quickfeet]

It kinda reminds me of a penis.

You need to get your mind out of the gutter

 

[orng_blud]

It has hooves?

 

[Rva]

It has hooves?

Doesn’t yours? I thought they all do.

 

[Richard N. Toze]

Definitely neutered.

 

[Hoosier in Mad Town]

Afghani best friend?

 

[Jayhacker]

His name's Dick.

 

[Carlscat]

Looks like a normal goat to me. Btw, goats can be dickheads sometimes.

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

Nothing wrong with the animal, but it's owner is a huge asshole.

 

[Joe Kings]

Head and Neck kind of look like a small penus but other then that its a goat and nothing to much

 

[BurntJ]

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

Something seems off but I can’t place it. Serious replies only please.

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