Weirdest place you’ve ever done the sects...

[catreaper]

There’s a chance I’m going to hell for this but I screwed my first true girlfriend on the roof of a church.



Unless I actually do go to hell. That will suck.

 

[TJHall1]

We've had this thread on here right at the outset. There were some good ones.

 

[TopHook]

We've had this thread on here right at the outset. There were some good ones.

@Rebarcock. needs to bump the thread he took over. something about a grocery store.

 

[Shaun52]

There’s a chance I’m going to hell for this but I screwed my first true girlfriend on the roof of a church.

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Unless I actually do go to hell. That will suck.

Definitely going to hell. I’ll save you a seat

 

[Rebarcock.]

@Rebarcock. needs to bump the thread he took over. something about a grocery store.

Official Tell Crootn a Story Thread

If there’s gonna be @Rebarcock stories I’m in.

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Everyone loves a good story
I could conjure up some more possibly. You go 1st

 

[BigBucnNole]

Girl in high school I had sects with in a middle school parking lot.

At night…

 

[PawPower1981]

I mean where do I start…

I dated a Colombian squirter. She like me to make her squirt in public. We were at a bar of course she had no panties on…I had my fingers in her as I ordered a beer. There was a cop standing right behind us. She squirted on the floor like 3-4 times and the squirt ran down into the floor drain right under the cops feet.

Then we went out to the parking lot where some drunk punched off my side view mirror. I was angry and hate fucked her in my truck.

 

[catreaper]

I also screwed that same girl in the back of my parents Ford Aerostar at a local park. As soon as I came I looked up and saw my aunt had just parked to us. I took a 30 minute walk with them while Andrea hid in the van.

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

Top of a rock wall in Central Texas

Inside DKR Memorial Stadium

 

[FayuGes!]

Not the weirdest, but proud of the 50 yard-line at Doak Campbell, right on the Seminole head - plus home plate at Howser Stadium (FSU baseball), in Strozier library, parked in a car at the Main Gate (Noles will know what these last two are), in the pool at the FSU President's mansion, inside the FL Capitol building....

 

[hmt5000]

In a cave. It was cold as hell but I did it for the story.

 

[ChicagoFats]

I mean where do I start…

I dated a Colombian squirter. She like me to make her squirt in public. We were at a bar of course she had no panties on…I had my fingers in her as I ordered a beer. There was a cop standing right behind us. She squirted on the floor like 3-4 times and the squirt ran down into the floor drain right under the cops feet.

Then we went out to the parking lot where some drunk punched off my side view mirror. I was angry and hate fucked her in my truck.

Was this in Colombia or USA?

 

[ChicagoFats]

I also screwed that same girl in the back of my parents Ford Aerostar at a local park. As soon as I came I looked up and saw my aunt had just parked to us. I took a 30 minute walk with them while Andrea hid in the van.

“Hey Aunt Sally, great to see you. I was just thinking about you, let’s take a walk.”

adjusts pants ….

 

[d-tiger45]

Sex in a Geo Storm. In a graveyard. Next to her dead friends grave.
I was 19, she 17. Her request:

I came real quick

 

[IrishStout]

I got my fingers dirty for the first time behind a dumpster at a mall.

 

[skramer100]

Not the weirdest, but proud of the 50 yard-line at Doak Campbell, right on the Seminole head - plus home plate at Howser Stadium (FSU baseball), in Strozier library, parked in a car at the Main Gate (Noles will know what these last two are), in the pool at the FSU President's mansion, inside the FL Capitol building....

Girlfriend at FSU got nervous at Doak. We were naked but she stopped it. Fucked the same girl in the stairwell of the Marriot Marquis in Times Square. 42 floor.
Banged a girl in a church after it was closed at a party. Friend was throwing a party and he lived across the street from said church. Not my proudest moment.

 

[quickfeet]

I mean where do I start…

I dated a Colombian squirter. She like me to make her squirt in public. We were at a bar of course she had no panties on…I had my fingers in her as I ordered a beer. There was a cop standing right behind us. She squirted on the floor like 3-4 times and the squirt ran down into the floor drain right under the cops feet.

Then we went out to the parking lot where some drunk punched off my side view mirror. I was angry and hate fucked her in my truck.

Diamonds

 

[PawPower1981]

Was this in Colombia or USA?

Florida the GOAT

 

[120north]

At the Castillo de San Marcos in St Augustine. Until you’ve banged in a watchtower of a national park, you haven’t lived.

 

[sanction]

Destin Florida 1988.

Spring break. Dating a smoking hot girl. Hot enough that I had to fight most nights when we went out.

On the beach all day. Drinking vodka. Bout 5pm she says let’s go fuck.

Back to the room.

Smoke a joint and we go at it. Door flies open. My buddy runs in with Auburn’s
starting backfield in tow and they fire up a joint.

I’m a Bammer and I’m confused and aroused and I’m still in her under the
Hotel comforter.

She says just go slow and I look at Reggie Slack and a couple of running backs while I get a nut.

Believe it or not I don’t care. It happened. I could call her right now and she would laugh while she told the story. She still looks good.

 

[Pillow Pants]

Cemetery a few times.

Water slide once.

50 yard line of Death Valley.

In the backseat of a car driving down the highway with her parents up front.

But the best, in my opinion, was when I was driving down the interstate and the girl rode me. That was pretty solid.

 

[Teddy Jack]

There’s a chance I’m going to hell for this but I screwed my first true girlfriend on the roof of a church.

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Unless I actually do go to hell. That will suck.

Pretty sure it’s forgivable. Judas did worse. So did Peter. Peter was an apostle. Jesus is pretty cool. I think he understands human nature more than we give him credit for.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Cemetery a few times.

Water slide once.

50 yard line of Death Valley.

In the backseat of a car driving down the highway with her parents up front.

But the best, in my opinion, was when I was driving down the interstate and the girl rode me. That was pretty solid.

wtf man? How did you pull this off?

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Student parking lot at FSU early in the night. It is now a parking garage. Bang my sister’s roommate in the backseat. Both of us drunk. She needs to throw up. I give her a Winn Dixie bag. She fills the bag up. I tie the bag and throw it outside the car. We go back at it. Steamy windows and I think some people walked by.

 

[Joe Kings]

Wife and I use to go across the street to an empty old hospital parking lot. We literally just picked this practice up again about a month ago. it lasts 1 minute for us both. we humped in a 1 person bathroom
on vacation and we walked out the entire restaurant was staring at us one dude gave me a fist pump.
I think they were all in awe that we were a married couple.

 

[22*43*51]

Backyard of the President's manor Northwest Missouri State.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

I work on campus.

Football Saturday.

Boss's desk.

 

[CommodoreNole]

In the butt, Bob

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

At the Castillo de San Marcos in St Augustine. Until you’ve banged in a watchtower of a national park, you haven’t lived.

Man that’s a tight squeeze. What did the people waiting in line to look out the little windows say?

 

[PartyBarge]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

 

[120north]

Man that’s a tight squeeze. What did the people waiting in line to look out the little windows say?

It was a cold day. Hardly anyone at the fort....

 

[UNC71-00]

I mean where do I start…

I dated a Colombian squirter. She like me to make her squirt in public. We were at a bar of course she had no panties on…I had my fingers in her as I ordered a beer. There was a cop standing right behind us. She squirted on the floor like 3-4 times and the squirt ran down into the floor drain right under the cops feet.

Then we went out to the parking lot where some drunk punched off my side view mirror. I was angry and hate fucked her in my truck.

You know that she was just peeing on you, right?

 

[Sgfeer]

Catwalk over the high school auditorium.

 

[Cletusnow]

I got my fingers dirty for the first time behind a dumpster at a mall.

Got that in our middle school gym lobby, before 1st bell. Those long, heavy jackets hide a lot in the winter time.

 

[TJHall1]

Hey @croot_lord @Croot_Overlord is there anyway to merge these 2? There were some good ones in this thread from back in January people might get a kick out of:

Weirdest place

Kinda gonna piggy back off the 2 threads from the other board about catching your parents or being caught Dippin in the honey hole. What's the weirdest place you ever got your fuck on? When I was 24 or 25 I fucked a chick in a tractor while working ground with the autosteer on. Bout went thru...

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[UNC71-00]

let’s see- all as an adult over 21:

In a van in the Lowe’s parking lot on a Sunday afternoon

on the balcony (bent her over the rail) at the Music Farm in Charleston while the band was playing

hopped the fence around the lake at a state park and went skinny dipping and did her in the lake while she was holding on to a ladder on a swimming platform

On a overlook off a trail at Olympic National Park (that one was a little nerve wracking)

In a gondola at Steamboat Springs- apparently the word got out while we were in the process of fornicating and I got a high five from the guy handing us our skis when we got to the top.

 

[Chris Farley]

One of the hot tubs @ Atlantis resot

 

[PawPower1981]

You know that she was just peeing on you, right?

That’s my fetish”

 

[RKirkD]

On an old episode of the newly wed game episode and the host asked this very question and the girls answer was “in the butt”

I had been banned from being in my girlfriends house in high school when her parents weren’t home. We were in the garage playing pin ball and one thing led to another. She’s on top of the pinball machine and I’m standing on a milk crate with my pants around my ankles pumping away when the light comes on and the garage door starts going up. As I panic and try to get my pants up, she’s jumping off to do the same. I lost balance and fell directly into her dads cars headlights with pants still partially down. He’s laying on the horn and screaming at me. I. Thought. He. Was. Going. To. Kill. Me.

 

[Pillow Pants]

wtf man? How did you pull this off?

SUV with 3rd row. We were in the back. Parents in the front. Car was full of stuff that was getting moved. Girl had a freaky streak to her. I was pretty scared the whole time, but she made it happen.