Weird shit X-Files thread

[Golbez]

We need a weird shit thread like to discuss this shit.



Are the Chinese tunneling into our military bases?!? LOL WTF.

 

[shiv]

I’m sure there’s a thread or two somewhere with this kind of “weird shit” stuff, but a fresh start might be good

 

[shiv]

Copy and pasted summary from GPT:

The case of the *Taured Man* is one of the strangest unsolved mysteries in modern history. In the 1950s, a man arrived at Tokyo’s Haneda Airport with a passport from a country called *Taured*—which doesn't exist. According to reports, the man appeared confused when authorities couldn’t locate Taured on a map, though he insisted it was a legitimate country. To add to the bizarre nature of the case, he had detailed documents, including corporate papers, showing he was a businessman from Taured, even though no such place was known.

The authorities detained him in a hotel room for further questioning, but when they returned the next day, the man had mysteriously disappeared—without a trace. No one knows how he managed to escape, as the room was heavily guarded. What makes this case even more compelling is the fact that the country of Taured had no official record of the man or his passport.

Was this man a time traveler? A victim of a government cover-up? Or is there a logical explanation for this strange occurrence? Some suggest it could be a case of mistaken identity or a hoax, but it’s never been fully explained, and the mystery surrounding it continues to baffle people to this day.

 

[Golbez]

That guy comes up quite a bit. It's a weird and fascinating story. There was another like it where an English guy got struck by lightning and went to a weird alternate reality in England. He even brought back some pants that were not made in this time line! There are a *TON* of those stories on 4/8/chan /x/. It's the multi-verse in action.

 

[Rebarcock.]

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Copy and pasted summary from GPT:

The case of the *Taured Man* is one of the strangest unsolved mysteries in modern history. In the 1950s, a man arrived at Tokyo’s Haneda Airport with a passport from a country called *Taured*—which doesn't exist. According to reports, the man appeared confused when authorities couldn’t locate Taured on a map, though he insisted it was a legitimate country. To add to the bizarre nature of the case, he had detailed documents, including corporate papers, showing he was a businessman from Taured, even though no such place was known.

The authorities detained him in a hotel room for further questioning, but when they returned the next day, the man had mysteriously disappeared—without a trace. No one knows how he managed to escape, as the room was heavily guarded. What makes this case even more compelling is the fact that the country of Taured had no official record of the man or his passport.

Was this man a time traveler? A victim of a government cover-up? Or is there a logical explanation for this strange occurrence? Some suggest it could be a case of mistaken identity or a hoax, but it’s never been fully explained, and the mystery surrounding it continues to baffle people to this day.

I read about this year's ago. I've always thought that guy resembled DB Cooper

 

[Joe King]

with a passport from a country called *Taured*—which doesn't exist.

couldn’t locate Taured on a map

Ok, Doesn't exist. However, if that's the case, how did they determine it as fact that the country of Taured had no official records of the man or his Passport? How can something that doesn't exist, confirm anything as fact?

What makes this case even more compelling is the fact that the country of Taured had no official record of the man or his passport.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Ok, Doesn't exist. However, if that's the case, how did they determine it as fact that the country of Taured had no official records of the man or his Passport? How can something that doesn't exist, confirm anything as fact?

His passport showed Taured as the country of origin. It is dimensional crossover from the many universe theory

 

[Rebarcock.]

Who wants to see a cist being removed from my balls?

 

[shiv]

Who wants to see a cist being removed from my balls?

In the sack skin?

 

[Rebarcock.]

In the sack skin?

No it was taint from 2o17.
I was legit scared
Now I think l am indispensable. Im not bitni like thinking this now

 

[Golbez]

Men can get cysts on their nuts? lol that sounds scary.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Men can get cysts on their nuts? lol that sounds scary.

Mine was a lump in my taint at age 46. It ended up being a pea size cyst.do me a weirdo. Shit happens as humans get older. I'd make you eat my pea sized taint cyst if you don't start acting right juvenile ass fucker

 

[Rebarcock.]

In the sack skin?

You still haven't liked my Initial post not that it'll matter. If I get noods of hot women s I'll post it. I'll post it all baby

 

[Golbez]

Haha the hotter they are the more they'll disease your taint

 

[shiv]

You still haven't liked my Initial post not that it'll matter. If I get noods of hot women s I'll post it. I'll post it all baby

Done

 

[Rebarcock.]

Done

Lol

 

[Rebarcock.]

I have only one good bitch and she's sterile
It sounds biblical but it is not

 

[Rebarcock.]

Haha the hotter they are the more they'll disease your taint

Look. I gotta lump 8 years ago. I grabbed my balls.uo ND my Dad sId see a doctor. You want the video or fucking book? I have either on Amazon self publish

 

[Golbez]

Haha no I don't want to see your nuts. Thanks though.

Just saying, the hotter they are the more VD they carry. You gotta pay to play lol.