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We Bury the Dead

TheFiend

Elite
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It's a recent movie about zombies down under, butt knot your typical flamboyant American zombies mind you. These fuckers are unsettling, to put it lightly.

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Whatever you do, definitely don't click the link below to enjoy the full movie for free.

Do the right thing, go pay money to sit in a room full of suckers chomping popcorn and breathing each other's combined ass gas for 1 hour 35 minutes.


Overview:
So for whatever reason the Americans were playing around with an experimental pulse WMD down by Australia, because why the fuck not eh.

Nekminnit the population of Tasmania is corpsified and the Americans, now thoroughly satisfied with their democratization efforts down under, have scurried off back to wherever they came from, leaving the Aussies in peace to deal with the carnage.

However they quickly discover though, some of the corpses aren't all that keen on the whole being dead thing, in fact they've begun wandering around, lurking in darkened corners slightly obscured from view like creepy cunts, grinding their teeth loudly and shit, and generally being fuckin' weirdos just standing still angrily staring with their dead eyes.

Publicly, the Aussie military insists they are docile, slow-moving, and "nothin' to worry about mate", apparently offering hope to grieving families.

Butt then that Ridley chick from those Star Wars movies gets involved, weaseling her way into the quarantine zone under the pretext of "helping", except she's really just there to track down and continue a spat she started with the husband days earlier.

After a couple of failed attempts to sneak past the military, she finally talks some drugged out bogan into nicking a bike and chauffeuring her flat ass across Tassy to find the hubby.

Shit only gets sketchier after that coz it turns out the zombies ain't so docile after all, butt luckily along the way these two drongoes encounter a professional deranged soldier who generously helps them out....sort of.

One thing leads to another, Ridley and the bogan end up hittin' the piss for a bit, doing some more drugs, bashing a few zombie heads in for fun, eventually stumbling upon a new born baby out in the middle of nowhere, then buggering off into the sunset to live happily ever after.....probably.

Thoroughly enjoyable.

Genre: Horror, Thriller, Science Fiction
Actors: Daisy Ridley, Brenton Thwaites, Mark Coles Smith
Director: Zak Hilditch
Country: Australia, United States
Quality: HD
Duration: 1h 35m
Release: 2026
 

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