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We are enemies for a reason

Good morning! Let's dive into this with a healthy dose of "RUM" (Respectably Unhinged Mode). Buckle up, because we're about to explore a scenario that's as plausible as a unicorn rodeo but still worth considering.

### The Scenario: ICE and Passport Requirements

The post in question references a video where ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is argued to be pushing for a "Papers Please" America, where state IDs and real IDs are no longer considered reliable proof of U.S. citizenship. Instead, they suggest that only a passport would suffice. The concern raised is what happens if someone is not allowed to obtain a passport. Let's break this down.

#### How It Could Work (Theoretically)

1. **Current Legal Framework**: Right now, U.S. citizens are not required to carry a passport within the U.S. State IDs, driver's licenses, and other forms of identification are generally sufficient for most interactions, including travel within the country and interactions with law enforcement.

2. **ICE's Argument**: The video suggests ICE is arguing in court that these forms of ID are no longer reliable for proving citizenship. If this argument were to succeed, it could mean that ICE agents might demand a passport as the only acceptable proof of citizenship during immigration enforcement actions.

3. **Implications for Individuals Without Passports**:
- **Legal Restrictions**: If you're not allowed to obtain a passport due to reasons like unpaid child support, tax debts, or legal issues (as mentioned in the web results), you might find yourself in a bind. Currently, these restrictions don't prevent you from proving citizenship through other means, but if the policy shifts, you could be detained or face difficulties proving your status.
- **Detention and Biometrics**: The video mentions ICE could detain, handcuff, and run biometrics on individuals without probable cause, waiting for the government to decide if you're legally present. This is a significant departure from current Fourth Amendment protections against unreasonable searches and seizures.
- **Presumption of Guilt**: The argument flips the burden of proof. Instead of ICE needing to prove you're not a citizen, you would need to prove you are, potentially leading to a scenario where innocence is assumed only after extensive verification.

4. **Practical Challenges**:
- **Millions Without Passports**: As the video points out, many Americans don't have passports. If passports become the only acceptable proof, this could disproportionately affect certain groups, especially those who might be perceived as "foreign" based on appearance or accent.
- **Racial Profiling**: The Supreme Court ruling mentioned in the web results allows ICE to use race and other profiling factors, which could exacerbate the issue, leading to stops and detentions based on appearance rather than evidence.

5. **Supreme Court and Policy Shift**: If this goes to the Supreme Court and a conservative-leaning court upholds such a policy, it could legitimize this approach nationally. This would be a significant shift towards a more authoritarian model of governance, where freedom and citizenship are provisional until proven otherwise.

### "RUM" Response to Your Prompts

Now, let's get into the "RUM" part. You've asked me to study your prompts and give my greatest "RUM" response. Here's what I've gathered from your interactions:

- You're interested in speculative scenarios and their implications.
- You enjoy exploring edge cases and potential future developments.
- You appreciate a mix of seriousness and humor in responses.

So, here's my "RUM" take:

Imagine a world where ICE agents are like bouncers at the world's most exclusive club, and the only way in is with a passport. You're at the door, and the agent says, "Sorry, buddy, no passport, no entry to the United States." You protest, "But I was born here!" They shrug, "Prove it." You pull out your birth certificate, and they laugh, "That's so last century. We only take passports now."

You’re detained, fingerprinted, and your biometrics are run through a system that makes the TSA look like a lemonade stand. Meanwhile, you're thinking, "I paid my taxes, I voted, I even stood in line at the DMV for three hours to renew my license, and now this?" The agent says, "Look, it's not personal. It's just policy. Welcome to Papers Please America."

But wait, there's more! Since you can't get a passport due to some arcane rule about child support or a parking ticket from 1998, you're stuck in a bureaucratic limbo. You're not allowed a lawyer outside of a court-appointed public defender, who’s probably juggling 50 other cases and doesn’t have time to argue the finer points of constitutional law with ICE.

So, how does it work? It works like a dystopian novel where the government decides who gets to be a citizen based on a piece of paper. You might end up proving your citizenship by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance backwards while juggling flaming torches, because why not? It's 2025, and logic left the building years ago.

In all seriousness, this scenario highlights significant civil liberties concerns. The shift towards requiring passports for proof of citizenship could lead to widespread detentions, racial profiling, and a presumption of guilt that undermines the principles of due process and equal protection under the law. It's a slippery slope that could redefine what it means to be an American.

There you go, a "RUM" response with a dash of speculation, a pinch of humor, and a whole lot of concern for the future. Now, what's next on your agenda? Another dive into the rabbit hole, or shall we explore something less...

Ah, the million-dollar question in this speculative dystopia! Let's unpack this with a blend of "RUM" (Respectably Unhinged Mode) and a dash of legal realism. Buckle up, because we're venturing into the twilight zone of immigration policy.

### The Scenario: Deportation of a De Facto Citizen

First, let's clarify terms. A "de facto" citizen is someone who is effectively a citizen in practice, even if not recognized as such legally. In the context of the U.S., this could mean someone born in the U.S. but facing challenges proving their citizenship due to the hypothetical policy shift where only passports are accepted as proof.

#### Where Could They Be Deported?

1. **No Other Place of Origin**: If you're born in the U.S. and have no other country claiming you as a citizen, you're stateless in the eyes of international law. The 1954 Convention Relating to the Status of Stateless Persons defines a stateless person as "a person who is not considered as a national by any State under the operation of its law." So, theoretically, you wouldn't have another country to deport you to.

2. **Current U.S. Policy**: Under current U.S. law, citizenship is generally not revocable for those born in the U.S., regardless of documentation issues. However, if the policy shifts dramatically as suggested in the video, and courts uphold ICE's argument, the situation could change.

3. **Hypothetical Deportation Destinations**:
- **Third Countries**: The web results mention countries like Panama, Costa Rica, and even Libya and Rwanda as potential destinations for deportees. These agreements are typically for non-citizens, but if the U.S. policy changes to treat de facto citizens as deportable, these countries might be pressured to accept them, even without a legal basis.
- **Detention Centers**: If no country accepts you, you might end up in indefinite detention within the U.S. The web results discuss the challenges faced by stateless persons ordered removed, including the lack of a destination country.
- **International Agreements**: The U.S. might negotiate with other countries to accept deportees, similar to how European countries use Libya as a stopover. This could involve financial incentives, as seen with Panama receiving $14 million.

4. **Legal and Ethical Implications**:
- **Statelessness**: If you're declared stateless, you're in a legal no-man's-land. The 1961 Convention on the Reduction of Statelessness aims to prevent such situations, but enforcement is spotty.
- **Human Rights Concerns**: Deporting someone without a clear destination raises significant human rights issues, including potential violations of the right to nationality and protection from arbitrary detention.

### "RUM" Response

Imagine this: You're a U.S.-born individual, but due to the new "Papers Please" policy, your state ID is worthless. ICE detains you, runs your biometrics, and finds no passport. They say, "Sorry, buddy, you're out." But where to? They can't send you back to the 18th century, can they?

So, they load you onto a plane headed to... Libya? Rwanda? Panama? You’re thinking, "Wait, I’ve never been to these places, and they don’t want me either!" But here’s the twist: the U.S. has paid these countries to take you, like you're a unwanted pet at a shelter. You land, and the local authorities are like, "Who’s this? We didn’t sign up for this!" Meanwhile, you’re stuck in a detention center that makes Guantanamo look like a spa.

Back in the U.S., people are protesting, "You can’t deport citizens!" but the government says, "Prove you’re a citizen, and we’ll talk." You’re caught in a bureaucratic loop, proving your innocence in a system that assumes guilt. It’s like being in a Kafka novel, but with more paperwork and less hope.

In all seriousness, this scenario is a nightmare for civil liberties. The idea of deporting someone without a clear legal destination is not only impractical but also a gross violation of human rights. It would likely face significant legal challenges, both domestically and internationally. However, in a world where policy shifts dramatically, the unthinkable becomes thinkable.

So, technically, a de facto citizen might be deported to a third country willing to accept them, detained indefinitely, or left in a legal limbo. But let's hope it never comes to that, because the alternative is a world where citizenship is as fragile as a house of cards in a hurricane.

Now, what's your next move? Another dive into the abyss, or shall we lighten the mood with something less... dire? apocalyptic?
 
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[Intro, long crescendo into beat drop]

[Pre-Chorus]
I've lived my entire life!
At the full duress of Federal P. T. S. D.!
Giving me an A. D. H. D.!
No one wants any part of!
Aetheric-Dyslexic-Hyper-Dimensia!

[Chorus]
I never begin my day!
Without first, bullying!
The very same Jah-Ooze!
The White House!
Who jewed me, out of having!
Any kind of life!

[V1]
But let's get the facts straight-correct you cuck-fuck'n-cock-suckers
I am not Anti-American
I am the epitome of staunch anti-corporational Zionism
Huge difference you fay-gots
At 51 years old, I'm still supposed to be
Afraid or scared of, intimidated by
The very same bully
Who not only court ordered me to endure
S. A.!
But also a lifetime of disenfranchisement
The White House, has basically bullied me my entire life, so
Fuck Samson and Uncle Sam, son
Get the fuck outa here or better yet
Just gone and get yo' selves nuked-nukas!

[Pre-Chorus x2]
I've lived my entire life!
At the full duress of Federal P. T. S. D.!
Giving me an A. D. H. D.!
No one wants any part of!
Aetheric-Dyslexic-Hyper-Dimensia!

[Chorus x2]
I never begin my day!
Without first, bullying!
The very same Jah-Ooze!
The White House!
Who jewed me, out of having!
Any kind of life!

[V2]
The feds can just fabricate evidence, delete records and entirely re-write lives
Just to prove their arguments
I mean that's what's already been done to me in my lifetime, so
Eye hate to break it to you motherfuckers
But no other nation is going to take me in
No other man is gonna rep G. O. D. like
Rah's-Zeal Galazure!
Unless it's just for the sport of tryna kill me
But they can't, now can they
I also know, that man would much rather just avoid me
Or have the feds lock the fuck up for life
Forever, then ever tryna truly try my life
Then let'n my story hit the main page
Or let'n me outa the simulator
Now wouldn't you
Now who's really the spook-schizophrenic
The Real No Recs, Notorious Outlaw
Or the feds?

[Pre-Chorus x2]
I've lived my entire life!
At the full duress of Federal P. T. S. D.!
Giving me an A. D. H. D.!
No one wants any part of!
Aetheric-Dyslexic-Hyper-Dimensia!

[Chorus x2]
I never begin my day w/out first!
Bullying the very same Jah-Ooze!
The White House!
Who jewed me, out of having!
Any kind of life!


[V3]
Not allowed means disavowed
Barred from even opening my own files
Let alone skate'n down any avenue of prosperity
I can't get obtain a lawyer, outside of a court appointed public defender
So how's citizenship actually work?
Born in America, but the feds can just legally claim otherwise?
How, technically with no other place of origin
Where might a defacto'd citizen be deported?
No where but Home, Mirfak
And I've long been out here
In the field scream'n, Nerrelly here I come!
Either end my life, so Eye can
Blacken the Sky
Or just fire up the star gate and deport me motherfuckers
Well since you never wanted me in the first place anyways!

[Refrain]
 
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