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Update: kicked off jury duty for having allergies::::
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Go be on the jury, and vote not guilty no matter what. Fuck the system. Anarchy!
...maybe throw in an exception if you happen to get a rape or murder case or something fucked up like that.
...maybe throw in an exception if you happen to get a rape or murder case or something fucked up like that.
Tell them you work for ...None of your Fucking business... and they are now hiring.
Welp. On lunch break. I was selected as alternate juror for a Meth trafficking case.
ProsecutiOn ran out of strikes because anyone who looked like they may have bought some weed before got struck,.
Defence stuck any juror Who was white and/or over 50.
we almost had a contempt of court., a guy showed up in. A lets go brandon shirt and when the judge asked if we could be impartial, he stood up and loudly said “Hell NO”
judge didnt like that at all
ProsecutiOn ran out of strikes because anyone who looked like they may have bought some weed before got struck,.
Defence stuck any juror Who was white and/or over 50.
we almost had a contempt of court., a guy showed up in. A lets go brandon shirt and when the judge asked if we could be impartial, he stood up and loudly said “Hell NO”
judge didnt like that at all
I might have jumped up and beat their ass joke or not
wear your fsf lets go brandon shirt.... you will get to go home early!
You should definitely use the phrase, "Strenuously object" at some point if you get the chance to speak.
Sir im well versed in bird law and I strenuously object
Go one better - wear a TRUMP shirt and a MAGA hat.
Need to be a little more subtle. Go with the american flag shirt with WWG1WGA on it, and a hat with a big Q on it.
WEDNESDAY UPDATE:: I’ve been removed from Jury Duty. I basically have allergies but sneezed twice and blew my nose and was told to go get tested and call them back to let them know if I have the Covid….
civic duty dreams dashed, all my hopes dreams are gone
civic duty dreams dashed, all my hopes dreams are gone
Did you get tested? You could have said you had it and quashed the entire trial.
I hope you told them to fuck off and you aren’t getting tested
I told them I have a rapid text at home I’d take.
I don’t have a rapid test at home but I’m calling and saying it was negative.
The sneeze heard round the world
Biden is getting these from China. Makes you wonder if China is putting viruses inside the testing kit so that all come back positive and Gravy Legs will mandate more nitwittery.Already used all the tests biden mailed you?
Fortunately, many countries and many states/cities are done with this shit. More added daily.
