University of North Texas requests you mask up before jerking it up...

[Chris Farley]

https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/texas-university-tells-students-wear-masks-during-masturbation

 

[ajcgn]

“Your best sexual partner during the Covid-19 pandemic is yourself,” the article further notes,
25 years of marriage has taught me that

 

[America 1st]

 

[Sandford’s_Finest]

Kind of takes the fun out of facials.

 

[Wait What]

Kind of takes the fun out of facials.

It just makes the cleanup a little easier. Maybe Bounty can start manufacturing masks. Looks like a golden opportunity to me!

 

[Rushie]

It just makes the cleanup a little easier. Maybe Bounty can start manufacturing masks. Looks like a golden opportunity to me!

It is the quicker picker upper.

 

[Sgfeer]

especially if some bondage can be figured out.

 

[Rva]

I usually jerk it in a ski mask but I’m usually standing up and looking into my neighbors window.

 

[Flatlandraider]

Texas A&M was ahead of the curve with all those glory holes.