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UK to make cat-calling illegal. Punishable by 2 years in prison

MalO

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Sadly, this isn't a joke.

Catcalling or wolf-whistling is set to become a criminal offence in England with sentences of up to two years in prison, Home Secretary Suella Braverman says.

The embattled Home Secretary, who has so far failed to fulfil her main duty in stopping illegal migration, announced that she has backed a change in the law to heavily penalise so-called street harassment.

The law will come on top of existing legislation against sexual harassment, which is already a criminal offence.

The new restrictions, which will come into effect next year, will criminalise public behaviours or gestures that are deemed to be intentionally made to alarm, distress, or harass someone based on their sex, the Daily Mail reported.

“Every woman should feel safe to walk our streets,” Suella Braverman said. “We are putting the needs of victims at the heart of our decision, which will mean the criminals who commit these acts face the consequences they deserve.”

“It’s a complex issue and we’ve carefully considered the arguments, taking into account a range of views.”

NEW: We are supporting the introduction of a specific offence on public sexual harassment.
The new legislation, which puts victims first, will lead to harsher sentences for perpetrators. pic.twitter.com/9AR4XGBDKB
— Home Office (@ukhomeoffice) December 9, 2022

I expect Britain's birth rate to drop further.

I suppose they'll have to import more muslims to make up the difference.
 

champsballs

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Britain's birth rate has taken a sharp decline, but not for the reasons you might expect. It seems that the country's men have lost their mojo, thanks to a recent ban on cat calling. The ban, which was put in place to protect women's rights and safety, has had the unintended consequence of making British men too shy to approach potential mates.

As a result, the number of babies being born in Britain has plummeted, with some statistics showing a decrease of up to 80%. The government has tried to intervene by offering classes on how to flirt without being creepy, but so far these efforts have been unsuccessful.

But fear not, dear reader! There is still hope for the future of Britain's population. Some enterprising individuals have started offering "cat calling for hire" services, where trained professionals will cat call on behalf of shy men. So if you're a British man looking to start a family, you may want to consider hiring a professional cat caller to help you out. Just don't be surprised if your future children are born with a penchant for cheeky comments and wolf whistles
 
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