• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

#UAP #Unlimited_Aetheric_Pen

Red White & Blue UAP

[Intro]
What that's it?! That's the end?!

[V1]
Nah this was just a Lil transmission
Set forth to push U forth to engage forth-with
So whats a wit, sum dips U beat the shystika outa
Or a Toyota verse a Chevy
Reversals and rehearsals like
Hold up roll it up, roll up
And show em just what this
Red White & Blue
Is all about & whats that exactly?!

[Hook]
One-Aye or Two-Aye!
If U can't take a joke!
A Lil tip, catch these hollowed hot lead tips!
Swing from ropes or Choke!
Just tryna re-sight this One Aye!
Asbif I just ran that Two Aye!
Down yo shyte talk'n pie hoke, oh!
[Brr-Brr! x5]

[V2]
They said draw the curtain and I just
Raised my sights against all man again
Have to remember not to
Over scope and do all but Hope
Like a hop of hip scotch
And all U's is left with is Smoke!

[Hook]

[V3 x2]
So long, so long, so long, goodbye!
Bye-bye-bye just as quick as My
38, Techs, SKS & Gatling
Can go Brr-Brr! Bang-Bang!

[Refrain]

[Outro]
Til next time remind yo selves
This UAP is The Unlimited Aetheric Pen!
 
Simmer Simmer Timmy

[Intro]
Short & Quick we can bet Huckleberry's...

[Bridge]
Lowly un-holy hokey jokeys!
Taken like a token from a Tolkien!

[V1]
Just how many jokes does it take to get to the center of low IQ brain?!
None but just one really, Fuck You
How do U do Howdy Dowdy
Set up quicker than my drawl
Set out south for unknown lands
Or stay-steady get'n set up by the man?!

[Hook x2]
Simmer Simmer on thy second trigger finger!
Like here here little chicken dinner!
Wheel'n roun like Wheeler say'n!
Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!

[V2]
No, not Jimmy a timid little frigid piece of
Slipped bananas peeled like a Zebra and a bra at the bar
And it can only be taken-driven so far
Till she's had her lil ma's class out the back of a Lá Maas Mark Key
Here take the keys & hold my cold smoke
Finna dip the block again cuz they Just weren't listen'n!

[Hook]

[V3]
Had a dream once, woke up and punched that bix in the mouth just for being mouthy
Southy left cross hooks to a yo jaws
As if I just laid it across yo jowells
Crown these jewells as if I just
Push Santa off the roof
Bet my next years taxes
They never mention a kid named Dylan ever again tho, oh!
Slopes or Slants we have scale them and see who wins, now can't we!

[Refrain]
 
The Beach Song

[Intro]
I need to see the ocean Daddy...
Smell the salty air and play on the beach...
So let's go to the beach today Daddy...

[V1]
Six am and were loaded up for a long drive
We live in land so it takes some time
To get to the place we like to un-wind
Daddys Bay-Bay Girl just loves the Beach
Her favorite thing is re-enacting Bluey

[Hook x2]
At the beach where the sand meets the waves...
Curiosity and Life meet happy little feet...
Sand castles and the dunes...
Sing happy little tunes...
But the best is yet to come...
Come on, let's jump in!

[V2]
Slowly creeping up to the shore
Eyes a glow, curious to know
What lurks beneath, waves lap'n at feet
Kids play'n catch in the surf
Mom sun bathing and Dad's fish'n the peer
Wave and wind surfers, kids wake boarding along the shore
Before U know it lunch time comes and goes
And in the evening we barbecue
Watch the first awesome view of the night
The sunset and not long after the fireworks begin

[Hook]

[V3]
As the show begins and the crowd cheers
Oohs and Ahs, all the little ones turn in
Wrapped up in towels and carried to the car
Little by little were all packed up and headed home
Safe drive there, safe drive back
Just leave the stuff in the back
I'll put it all away in the morning
I say as I carry the little one in to tuck her in

[Refrain]

[Outro]
Love the beach daddy...
 
Takes 1 Hand

[Intro]
First off, I'd like to start off by saying...

[V1]
Even tho, I've been...
Sisenfranchised by the man!
Been left for dead by a couple if worthless chicks...
So, so what... So long and Goodbye!
Dogs pass and financially ruined...
But i don't actually cry about it man!
D. C. always lies and that U can always count on man!
Tell the open air prison plantation Boss!
The Rockets are in the air!
Uncle Sam's been Fired! Fire!

[Hook x2]
It takes one hand, to go around a round about man!
Bout the only things that've never done me wrong...
Deaf! The Goddess & this free will of mine!
Disenfranchised! But the feds could never really take me down...
Nothing much has ever really broke my heart or let me down, tho!
No boy! This diamond like heart...
Is where the neon dawn, tares the world apart!

[V2]
Liberty was a Rainbow Fever Dream baby...
For the fury in her eyes, drove us slavey!
Till it all went up in flames...
Now if we didn't know then...
We sure do know now!

[Bridge]
It takes one magazine to count the things, I can count on...
Where I got one hand, grip'n down on a low Grim Brim!

[Hook x2]
It takes one hand, to go around a round about man!
Bout the only things that've never done me wrong...
Deaf! The Goddess & this free will of mine!
Disenfranchised! But the feds could never really take me down...
Nothing much has ever really broke my heart or let me down, tho!
No boy! This diamond like heart...
Is where the neon dawn, tares the world apart!

[Outro]
So let me know when the real show begins...
I'm just cleaning my gun...

[Refrain]
 
Type Two Typo for the Gusto

[Intro]
Type two typo just for the gusto of produce'n, now listen...

[V1]
I've always had, been known for being able to cum up with sum real, funny & tragically true, sh...
It ain't ever been anything other than hits
Long and drawn out like a drawl down
Or short & quickened like a life span
Spun and oops there went the trigs
Quick better pick up yo Matt's before U slip
And thats yo ah...

[Hook x2]
Targets, set em up we can go for broke!
Double down or go all in!
Doesn't matter to me!
I'm too low Brim'd and Grimmer then!
Let's the Rockets Rip! Now let em rip!

[V2]
Leaves a real fine line between a machine and a gun and a pen
Half iif earth men just dirt in the end
And I'm just supposed to bend, kneel and bow?!
How? When? When it cums down to
Cunts and the grunts if the shells
Sent to send back all the demons who
Hide in man and any man found to be hide'n in the end, oh man!

[Hook]

[V3]
U can practice all U'd like, I'm mastered
And the depths of aim are real simple
Just point and aim and boys
This am sure and the f ugh, don't play
So don't play in the end man!

[Refrain]
 
Anthems of a Skitzo

[Intro, beat double down, drop]

[Hook x3]
Now come'n from where I come from!
Have been & went, I ain't ever been as so!
Golden, Glowing and Glistening!

[V1]
I just love it when a guy gets to think'n he knows me!
U don't know me homie!
I'm big into low blow convos like run'n a convoy!
Convey all this joyous message like run'n out the ammo!
Just so we can up grade to Rockets!
And then get to Sigh Lows and play Aim High or Low!

[Hook]

[V2]
Just four bars cuz it could take cross'n four yards just to get to chow
Cross bow mini trebuchet flame thrower
Like just hit the decks pecker heads
I'm cum'n in hotter than a Retards eye owe you, as I'm Yeti yell'n
"I'm not out of order, you're our of order!"

[V3]
These piggly wigglies have a real unique trick, they called it two in the pinch
And one in the piss ant dome
I was left home alone on one too many occasions
U really think there's Christmas presents
U funny now either duck or get f... ugh.. ah!

[Refrain]
 
Nothing Compared

[Intro, melody]

[Bridge]
Daddy always said...
Forget what all the haters say, think & do...
Nothing will ever compare to U!

[V1]
I came at an age that made my father
Even more humble and healed
Than any hater's Zeal could ever steal
So these days I think back & ask roun the family for stories of Dad
Resources are limited and even shorter
Flipped thru his entire archive
And I'm still tryna find the man I found as I grew up
Funny tho, every time I go searching
It's Iike Dad's right here, whisper'n in my ear!

[Hook x2]
Simple ways in the ways in which I lean!
Learned it from Pops, Lil Mama!
Bay-Bay Gurl! Daddy's number One!
Simple ways in the ways in which I lean!
Now just like Pops, don't ever!
(Ever-Ever-Ever, Ever-Ever-Ever-Ever)
Let me pick up a Gun, Mic or Pen!

[V2]
Take it from me, I'll take it from here
Most of the folks before me were just
Ghosts of rust that my Dad cracked jokes about
Like being a four bar spitter Dad was quicker with his wits when it came down to it
And now I know e'ry thing Dad did
And well folks U've gone and done did it now!

[Hook]

[V3]
Gave Dad sum real cranky nights
Fought with him and was way too demanding and yet
He never crossed the line
He never over stepped, he just
Showed me the ancient ways of patients
So now I'm here say'n the words he already Penned!

[Refrain]
 
Graces

[Intro]
This right here, right now, is the place to be...
Verily say unto all of thee...

[Bridge]
Ain't no one as Gracious as...
This broken but healed & humble man!

[Hook]
A life time of, building a solid & steady heart's!
Taken all of me, all of me...
A life time of, slam'n head first!
Into the challenges, sum times failures...
It's taken all of me, all of me...
And yet here I am, stronger than ever now...
Yes I am stronger than ever now!

[V1]
Heavy lead footed stomped roun this moat...
While every other man has just tip tied!
Just look'n for a toe tag, or play'n...
Aim High or Low, high or low, oh-oh-oh!
Ten fold all I've ever known was survival...
And so, I will, survive no matter the odds!
But I also know...

[Bridge]
Ain't no one as Gracious as...
This broken but healed & humble man!

[Hook]
A life time of, building a solid & steady heart's!
Taken all of me, all of me...
A life time of, slam'n head first!
Into the challenges, sum times failures...
It's taken all of me, all of me...
And yet here I am, stronger than ever now!
Yes I am stronger than ever now...

[V2]
Used to catch myself, stand'n in the pour'n down rain, soaked to the bone...
That I never even seen the tears!
That I might have or might not have shed...
Best if sum words are just left, un-said!
Except for what's already been said...

[Bridge]
Ain't no one as Gracious as...
This broken but healed & humble man!

[Hook]
A life time of, building a solid & steady heart's!
Taken all of me, all of me...
A life time of, slam'n head first!
Into the challenges, sum times failures...
It's taken all of me, all of me...
And yet here I am, stronger than ever now...
Yes I am stronger than ever now!

[V3]
I stopped asking what it takes to be great...
As a mere mortal man, cuz I know!
I-Know-Yes-I-Know...
The mission hasn't even actually begun to start...
I'm still a life time away, just ready than ever now!
Ready than ever now...

[Refrain]
 
Let Go to Move On
[Intro]
Rushed with my back up against this wall known as, reality...
Know'n I'm not even from here...

[V1]
Used to have visions so deep...
I felt the rush of, being pushed off the deep end...
So now I just prophe'size, proof read & re-write my life
Threw the memoirs of my Life's woes...

[Hook x2]
I let go, just to move on, move on...
And boys I've moved so on, so on...
I let go, just to move on, move on...
And baby, I've moved on, moved on...
Just to let go, I've moved on, moved on...

[V2]
Named my first baby after
My first love, first love, first love
Lost it all, when I had a son
Behind prison walls and didn't even know
No I didn't even know, oh-oh-oh...

[Hook]

[V3]
Sum times I wake-up know'n
There hasn't ever been a moment like this
So I just splash sum water & begin my day
Even though the echoes of all the chances
I missed, I just don't miss the old me
As much as the old me be call'n
So I en-vision pick'n up & say'n to my younger self
Whatever U do, do not give up
I'm counting on U & only U...

[Refrain]1
 
Glorious

[Intro]
Imagine living a life that starts out more broken than reality it self...
I'm will'n to bet, U'd put the fire to the flame too!

[V1]
With in everything I've endure
Nothings ever been as so pure
As when I look to the Heavens
And the Universe answers my call
And all of them, maybe not when I demand but when I deserve
Just another day bout to hit the swerve
And then I realize...

[Hook x2]
Nothings ever been so Glorious!
Than know'n I'm still here & aim'n!
True-er than all the lies!
They tried to raise me by!
Bye & bye, I get by!
Flame to my back & I've never felt!
As so Glorious!

[V2]
Think bout it, just how bout-it-bout-it
I've had to be, even if & when I've had to
Walk away & just how many times
Did I stare all my fears down
U can idolize cowards of the past, but for me tho...

[Hook]

[V3]
Yeah I've had a sickly funny feel'n most of my life, doesn't mean I really have any feelings
Born dead inside & yet haven't ever felt so alive
And I just can't turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe...
The frontlines are calling me now
It's just what happens when U realize...

[Refrain]
 
Wild & Feral

[Intro]
Daddy can we go for a drive?

[Chorus]
Behind her sweet soft eyes
Lurks a fire more brazen than her Father's
Her Father's child & she's a wild and feral child
Curious about everything about life
The sweetest smile behind
Her sweet soft eyes

[V1]
Just a young lady getting to know herself
Wasn't long ago, she was just a little bundle of joy
Now she's full of excited delight when she's
Play'n with the light and shadows
Always calling Daddy to the rescue

[Chorus]

[V2]
She's just a beaming ray of sunshine
Even when things don't always go her way
It's the way raising a young lady goes
So he picks her up and wipes the tears away
Where a real dad never leaves his baby's eyes
So when times change she remembers who he was instead of
Who everyone thought they saw
Cuz all she ever saw was the hero she lost

[Refrain]

[V3]
Now no longer just a little girl she flips through photographs
Hoping to catch a glimpse of his laugh
Know'n she can just press play
Thousands of tracks & not one
Could replay his real voice
The voices stuck in the memories
Her and him made

[Hook]

[Outro]
I still visit you
I still miss you
But sum how, sum way
I know your still with me
Because I just can't give up
The greatest lesson you ever taught me
Thank you Daddy...
 
Keep On Move'n On

[Intro]
What is, inspiration?!
Inspired is whenever-wherever the sunshine is felt upon thy soul!
And ladies & gents I'm hella way more than Golden!
So go be less with all yer spell casting!

[V1]
Hate tah trouble yah there miss but ah
I ah could but notice ah that yo face is
Twisted up in sum kind of mess
Fantastic first place I'd like to land the target
U seem to forget that, even in the Rain
Colds blistering sleet & snow, there's no
Giving up, giving in or surrendering & U know why?!
B-cuz in most cases there's kids who look up to U
Especially if Ur just a kid at heart yer self
And thats really where the magic happens and begins
So as early as the morning is, life goes on
And on and on and on and on...

[Hook x2]
Today-Tonight is a fresh step, a fresh start!
I've moved on & now I'm on!
And on and on and on and on...
Yesterday reminds me of the pains!
But today keeps me move'n on!
So that even tho Tomorrow isn't ever promised!
I know I'll still be missed and so eye!
Keep On-Keep'n On, Keep On-Keep'n On!

[V2]
It's true sum nights we look up at the stars
And wonder really deep while we slowly
Hush our babies to sleep, think'n
Everything's gonna be alright...
Be a fort night of hell any agent sof chaos ever came aroun, so that's why
I always keep a chamber rounded
Just to turn around and do it all again another day
That's what we live for, that's what we die for but not before
Those little feet grow into sum thing worth being proud of...
And what I'm most proud of is know'n!

[Hook]

[V3]
Sum times, there's a lot of times we look back in our minds and chuckle at how fast the times go
Like will the little ones grow up to remember
What we fought against so they'd never see
What we had to see, a vast abyss
That's trapped in between the photos & memories
Places where we prayed like hell to never see those days & not for us
But B-cuz of how hard it is on the next ones
Our legacies forged within our sons and daughters
And even stiller in our grand sons and daughters
Life's cole-lest-station of our journey
And so for me, I have not one guilt, regret or shame
B-cuz I know my life was lived in the way in which it was meant to be!

[Refrain]

[Outro]
Sunshine, my everlasting Sunshine...
 
Hopeful

[Intro]
I'd just like U all to know that
Doom & Gloom isn't everything
Awakened while discovering the way
May have its ups & downs but

[Hook x2]
After everything, I'm still here
After being given a lifetime of fears
Still here like nothings gonna break me
No, nothings ever gonna break me

[V1]
It was a somber day when she was told
It's stage four, sour all the way out the door
Walter White silhouette in a fedora hat
Just hang roun as if she wasn't in the middle of living her life
Sickly stares at herself like
I didn't live a life that bad did I?!
No she didn't a card was pulled know'n she'd survive
And now she rests on the other side
And the outcome is, full recovery
She still meant for so much more
And to that I can a-test!

[Hook]

[V2]
On a cold dark night, his slipped by like a thief in the night
No Bruce Wayne to save him just another lost soul who took him in
So he awoke in the moment they were gonna move him to the morgue
Just one more try at life
Maybe the dare devil in him would retire
His wild desires of ride'n so high he might die
Came to a crashing end like a light
And he watched as death slid him a pass and told him

[Hook]

[V3]
There's an instant after pull'n the trigger on yourself that sends the most adrenaline
And I would know cuz I'm speak'n from personal experience
I almost let of get the best of me & several times
Crash'n cars, knifes scars & have'n a couple of guns jam on me
I know what the cost of give'n up is
Well close to it & after each miss-hap
I was left reflecting on what it is
To not give up & realized that I was truly meant
For so much more & I know it
As we all know it like when the truth comes
And we know it, so we forge ahead & go for it
Know'n we-eye can only be stopped if eye give up
But U know what, I-we ca'unt ever do that after know'n

[Hook]

[Outro]
I've definitely got Hope, just not in anything U'd think I'd have hopes in...

[Refrain]
 
This Pen Is
[Intro]

[Bridge]
This Pen Is, one gigantic big oh Dick!
Like penis is as penis does!
Now cum along & sing along!

[Hook x2]
By thy-thee knee caps of this quiet little Brook!
That I call the Nook! Nook-Nook-Nookie!
God Mode! Motor Boat'n! All In!
Like a Yeti goin Super Wookie Bongos
On the Goddess's Breast-est-es!
Howell-Ling! Give it to me mama!

[V1]
The type to run up on a broad stand'n in line at six am mentally whisper'n with thy third eye
So her whisper'n eye makes her turn & look
Panty shook & I ain't even spoke, yet
Tryna protect her closest secrets, I lean in like
Mah, I know all yer deepest dirty little desires
The type to fight it while given in & I do mean in
And so far in, nine months later yule be salivating & scream'n
Just get this little mother fucker outa me
Okay then open up & swallow then bix
Mental mind tricks shrinks taught me
Nowadays tho, it's just the Wifey & Me
And doin all I need to steady this ever rock steady Pimp's hand
So no, U ought not try & stop me from get'n the fuck on!
Get'n it on, get'n it on, get'n it on...

[Bridge]
This Pen Is, one gigantic big oh Dick!
Like penis is as penis does!
Now cum along & sing along!

[Hook x2]
By thy-thee knee caps of this quiet little Brook!
That I call the Nook! Nook-Nook-Nookie!
God Mode! Motor Boat'n! All In!
Like a Yeti goin Super Wookie Bongos
On the Goddess's Breast-est-es!
Howell-Ling! Give it to me mama!

[V2]
Now a bad bix is a chick who isn't easily just called a bix
A real bad mama jamma & she fits in them jeans
A certain type of way & believe U-Me
I'ma slide up on in, fresh off walk'n in
All it'd take is Fate turn'n on Destiny
Meant to re-tire-re-signed my Omega Pimp's lean
An un-canny swag Grr
As I'd lean in & say sum thin-thin like
As skinnie as this dick is, U'd be graceful for a ride once I slid in & baby I'm slide'n like
Steal'n home base, so if & when a jezz-ah-bell like
Serpent-ess wants to try & temp this
I'ma have that bixes whale fat smeared face
Doin the loosh as she's taken that last ride
In a Tempo & send'n her ass over the cliff like
I just pulled the reverse Trump card & she just wants to know, if I'm hard or not!

[Bridge]
This Pen Is, one gigantic big oh Dick!
Like penis is as penis does!
Now cum along & sing along!

[Hook x2]
By thy-thee knee caps of this quiet little Brook!
That I call the Nook! Nook-Nook-Nookie!
God Mode! Motor Boat'n! All In!
Like a Yeti goin Super Wookie Bongos
On the Goddess's Breast-est-es!
Howell-Ling! Give it to me mama!

[V3]
From push'n faces out windows to put'n shrinks over sinks
To the quater, half and full mile clubs, I done-done-done it all
Had a couple Asians on a grey hound floor
Took a rich as fuck white bix for a trip on my dick in the Amtrak luggage rack
And happy hour'd a flight attendant like
Lieutenant Commandar Lasard
To fuck'n on a cop car just cuz she was on break
To now know'n when these chicas gets to look'n at me Glowing
All I gotta do is lean in with my old school pimp'n ways & say
Oh Shit what am I up to, oh nothing really
I'm just headed home-home-home to the Wifey!

[Refrain]
 

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