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Trans Woman Informs Court Her Ex Keeps Her Testicles in His Refrigerator; She Wants Them Back
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Mr.Fitzwell
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What?
Mr.Fitzwell
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Emma tenywa
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Crazy
Mr.Fitzwell
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How sweet would it be if after closing arguments that his/her attorney would say "Your Honor the balls are now in your court" 
LafesterMacintosh
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You should tweet about it so 3 people can see it then come back here and post your own tweet and tag mortgagefag so he can see your own tweet that you yourself posted.How sweet would it be if after closing arguments that his/her attorney would say "Your Honor the balls are now in your court"
How dare you
do you knot know your cut yourndick off to prove God wrong?
I bet the lawyer would if he thought of it. I would do it.How sweet would it be if after closing arguments that his/her attorney would say "Your Honor the balls are now in your court"
Ball courtHow sweet would it be if after closing arguments that his/her attorney would say "Your Honor the balls are now in your court"
It is literal as I've ever seen
2balls 1court
Push play
The Judge should award each one of them a ball and call it a fucking day.
IMO
It will be Biblical
There is no woman in this situation so who gets the other 50%?
Emma tenywa
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Oh wow! After proving God wrong, now someone wants his balls back
Soley to sound british as i write it.
AyevAye
I am notnbrit. I am a fucking white mix of good eirpean stock. Do you wear will socks? I dint either. But i get em by golly. And when everyone's need em, I gotsem. And my toes are warmers. My fingers have no feeling from all the welding electrocutions ive
Jtrain80
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How sweet would it be if after closing arguments that his/her attorney would say "Your Honor the balls are now in your court"
She doesn't have the balls to say that.
Wouldn't a gun to your head been a better idea.
