Toilet Paper

[TJHall1]

Before you wipe your ass whats your method with the TP? Fold it? Scrunch it in a ball? Single ply wipe and your fingers go thru? Asking for a reason that I'll tell after I get some data.

 

[Cards1968]

Thought this was about another shortage.

 

[Chris Farley]

I like to take a long piece and fold it into a triangle, each side overlapping the other, and then after one solid stroke, I’ll fold it in half and go for a second…sometimes this process may take 2 or even 3 attempts…

 

[tiderollsonu]

Fold into a square with a little bunching then rub it on my thigh to flated said bunch and wipe, repeat twice more.

 

[Jtrain80]

Fold.

 

[rCW702]

Depends, if I am at work it is the John Wayne method, ruff tough and won't take shit off anyone. Seriously if you have a good thoughtful purchasing person at work bring donuts Monday and tell them thank you.

 

[t_money86]

4 to 5 squares. Fold. Wipe, fold, wipe. Toss. Repeat till smearing stops showing. Also go both directions, front to back then back to front.

 

[imprimis]

Single ply wipe and your fingers go thru?

Ah, the Sheryl Crow method.

 

[Cre8ive]

Before you wipe your ass whats your method with the TP? Fold it? Scrunch it in a ball? Single ply wipe and your fingers go thru? Asking for a reason that I'll tell after I get some data.

I go paperless and then give my hand a good washing. Saves a shit load of money!

 

[Ghost Hawg]

 

[AmericanViking]

I’m very serious about TP. I only use Charmin ultra strong. I get three squares, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold wipe, drop.

If my IBS is fookin’ me up I use six squares to get extra thick for the mess.

 

[BurntJ]

If you aren’t using Aloe TP….yore doing it wrong.

I’m very serious about TP. I only use Charmin ultra strong. I get three squares, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold wipe, drop.

If my IBS is fookin’ me up I use six squares to get extra thick for the mess.