The last animal on Earth you want to fight/engage? (Go toe to toe?)

[RJ2kWJ]

A grizzly bear would be pretty miserable. Big cats always bite the throat/wind pipe and suffocate the animal/person. A grizzly just grabs you and starts eating. Enjoy watching him eat your leg while you lay there. Guess you'd prolly pass out if you're lucky.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Though shitty quality, this video shows both the speed and power of a wild animal and why you should always carry a good firearm when you are in their territory. (Or at all times, but that's another topic)



This one only required a warning shot from a big bore revolver, luckily.

At least you admitted were in there home. I always laughed at my friends that got pissed when a sand shark or bull shark played with your legs during a surf lesson.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

This little fucker.
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You may or may not believe me. But I had to lay my great friends GF in a bathtub and reach up and pull this out of her lady parts without him being upset.

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Surprised no one has mentioned a hyena. Those fuckers will eat you while you’re still alive.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Surprised no one has mentioned a hyena. Those fuckers will eat you while you’re still alive.

Meh. One on one they’re easy. They’re a pack hunter. Absolute vaginas by itself.

 

[22*43*51]

A bear-sized duck.

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Meh. One on one they’re easy. They’re a pack hunter. Absolute vaginas by itself.

You have to be joking right? A hyena can rip your head off with a few bites.

 

[khael-hawk]

 

[RJ2kWJ]

You have to be joking right? A hyena can rip your head off with a few bites.

Not joking at all. They are super scared when you walk up to them. Even John Kimble knows this.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Beside my own replies to myself, I think you’re the most correct person in this thread. As a surfer, give me any shark all day, every day over a fucking hippo. Nope. Nope. Nooooooope.

Even the toddlers want to eat human kids.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I mean there is a porno/rape scene happening in the background and this hippo couldn’t give a fuck just to show his brutality.

 

[hmt5000]

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I'd hate to kill myself or die in a plane crash but it's not top 10 in this list.

 

[AgEngDawg]

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I always wonder how this dude made out.

 

[denn]

At least you admitted were in there home. I always laughed at my friends that got pissed when a sand shark or bull shark played with your legs during a surf lesson.

Bull sharks are nasty. I agree with you, we are in their home when in the woods or ocean. (bull sharks can live in fresh water as well)

 

[IAmDamagedGoods]

I'm afraid of these animals only because I'm afraid their arrogant ignorance would rub off & that's fucking terrifying!

 

[IAmDamagedGoods]

But for real I wouldn't want to run up on any wild mother & their young. There is nothing more vicious then a protective mother of any species.

 

[Hutchhawk]

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Always wondered what happened to that dude. I see the vid now.

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

This is my answer as well.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

But for real I wouldn't want to run up on any wild mother & their young. There is nothing more vicious then a protective mother of any species.

The videos of women walking up to a buffalo or a bison with its young to pet it, tend to crack me up. How dumb can you be?

Even a moose. Who walks up to a moose with its kid?

 

[IAmDamagedGoods]

The videos of women walking up to a buffalo or a bison with its young to pet it, tend to crack me up. How dumb can you be?

Even a moose. Who walks up to a moose with its kid?

Someone with a death wish

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Someone with a death wish

 

[PleasureMoose]

You may or may not believe me. But I had to lay my great friends GF in a bathtub and reach up and pull this out of her lady parts without him being upset.

Go on....I need the full story please

 

[ETNVol]

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Go on....I need the full story please

I went borderline MacGruber that morning/middle of the night. Basically a great friend of mine thought it was genius to fuck in a campus lake and stuffed a mino/menhadden up her puss by accident. He freaked out. I kept everything calm and went in to full robot mode. Filled a bath with water, laid her in it and pulled out a live fish.

Simple as that.

 

[PleasureMoose]

I went borderline MacGruber that morning/middle of the night. Basically a great friend of mine thought it was genius to fuck in a campus lake and stuffed a mino/menhadden up her puss by accident. He freaked out. I kept everything calm and went in to full robot mode. Filled a bath with water, layer her in it and pulled out a live fish.

Simple as that.

Are you 100% sure he did that by accident? What did he think he had in his hand?
Why didn't the BF pull the creature out. Instead of having his friend down by his girls box?
I got questions. Sounds like your great friend is a stone cold freak

 

[yankmenoodle]

White lion.

 

[shiv]

White lion.

Been missin you yankmenoodle. Glad to see you posting. We need to catch up soon

 

[racernhra]

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We once had a sizable Buffalo herd and kept the 5 bulls that size in a separate area. I fed them carrying buckets of feed and pouring in a bunk. I could reach out and touch them. Always made me nervous as hell.

Friend of ours tried to “push” his bull into another pen with his 1 ton truck. That bull turned around, put his head under the bumper and lifted the front end off the ground. He let the bull do what he wanted after that.

Awesome creatures.

 

[TimeBandit]

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Love how mom and dad haul ass leaving their little girl to fend for herself…..parents of the year.

 

[GarnetPild]

Love how mom and dad haul ass leaving their little girl to fend for herself…..parents of the year.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Love how mom and dad haul ass leaving their little girl to fend for herself…..parents of the year.

I mean what the heck can you do?

 

[RJ2kWJ]

We once had a sizable Buffalo herd and kept the 5 bulls that size in a separate area. I fed them carrying buckets of feed and pouring in a bunk. I could reach out and touch them. Always made me nervous as hell.

Friend of ours tried to “push” his bull into another pen with his 1 ton truck. That bull turned around, put his head under the bumper and lifted the front end off the ground. He let the bull do what he wanted after that.

Awesome creatures.

That’s awesome.

 

[TTUcamper]

Komodo dragon. Not only do they bite you first with some super painful bacteria/poison. They just follow you around until your body locks up then they eat you alive.

 

[hmt5000]

We once had a sizable Buffalo herd and kept the 5 bulls that size in a separate area. I fed them carrying buckets of feed and pouring in a bunk. I could reach out and touch them. Always made me nervous as hell.

Friend of ours tried to “push” his bull into another pen with his 1 ton truck. That bull turned around, put his head under the bumper and lifted the front end off the ground. He let the bull do what he wanted after that.

Awesome creatures.

I knew a guy that had a buffalo ranch in Wyo. They used mil surplus humvees to herd them. They said they used motocycles and 4 wheelers for a bit but the big bastards figured out they could charge them and they would flee. They upgraded so that they could push them.... even those things got dinged up with fucking armor plating and bullet proof glass.

 

[120north]

The last thing to tangle with on the face of the earth is pussy. It is motherfucking undefeated. Can’t win.