The absolute worst drivers out there, drive...

[catreaper]

Kia Souls and it isn’t fucking close. Any time I see one I try to keep a ten car distance minimum at all times. Since number one has been solidified, what are some good runner-ups?

 

[M E R L I N]

Any full size SUV with a woman around 5’3” (+/-) driving it.

 

[Peach-head]

Dodge Ram

 

[ttyh]

The correct answer is the Toyota Prius. And it's not even close.

 

[catreaper]

Any full size SUV with a woman around the 5’3” (+/-) driving it.

Good point. Always texting or doing makeup while halfway in your lane.

 

[quickfeet]

Any model Hyundai

 

[yankmenoodle]

Anything with a handicapped sticker. I believe a car wreck is how most of them got handicapped.

 

[catreaper]

Any model Hyundai

The only wreck I’ve ever been in was on January 4th. Bitch in a small blue Hyundai pulled out in front of me and I t-boned her going 55. Still going with Kia Soul.

 

[quickfeet]

Crossover post from the InspiroBot thread:

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Any chick in a full size SUV.

 

[Quatch$]

Dodge Ram

 

[Sparty1045]

Asians in a _________.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Asians in a _________.

 

[Jimbotron1]

Volvo or Subaru. Not even close!

 

[GatorOK]

Qatari in a SUV. The more state sponsored oppression the worse the driver.

 

[MikeHunt78]

Kia Souls and it isn’t fucking close. Any time I see one I try to keep a ten car distance minimum at all times. Since number one has been solidified, what are some good runner-ups?

 

[Pinebelt Eagle]

Nissan Altima. However, most wrecks I see involve a 90’s or early 2000’s Caprice or some other full-size car.

 

[BluegrassPoke]

In Dallas it is Indians in a minivan.

 

[Jayhacker]

Anything being driven by a Somalian.

 

[Quatch$]

 

[Dinkis14]

Worst drivers in the country are from Washington state. Nothing is close and I’ve driven all over a lot of them.

 

[Mud flap]

You better hit the ditch if you’re in central Alabama and see a blonde driving a Chevy 2500 with a cattle guard. The wife takes the farm truck on the weekends to buy plants for her raised beds or fruit trees to plant.

it’s a scary sight!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

OP is correct, only poors and poor ouldes buy Kias

my apologies to @Ashley Schaeffer

 

[hmt5000]

Worst drivers in the country are from Washington state. Nothing is close and I’ve driven all over a lot of them.

How many died? Did you back back over them after running them over the first time?

 

[Dinkis14]

How many died? Did you back back over them after running them over the first time?

Damn booze...

 

[4n6tox]

Any vehicle with the a handicap placard hanging from rear view mirror.

 

[spf84]

OP is correct, only poors and poor ouldes buy Kias

my apologies to @Ashley Schaeffer

I have a Kia Optima, and I’m not old. I might be somewhat poor though.

 

[tsumatt06]

Dodge Ram

Winner Winner. It's not even up for debate. It's science.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I need to mention disabled veterans. God bless you, and thanks for your service, but even though you survived Iraq, you won't survive Birmingham driving like that.

 

[catreaper]

I need to mention disabled veterans. God bless you, and thanks for your service, but even though you survived Iraq, you won't survive Birmingham driving like that.

 

[Sandford’s_Finest]

In my experience it’s been people with Oklahoma tags (apologies to my OK bros on here). Maybe it’s just the drunk ones leaving the casinos near the border IDK.

 

[tgsio]

Any full size SUV with a woman around 5’3” (+/-) driving it.

I'm personally calling bs. I drove Tahoes for years. But, I'm also from Texas and know how to fucking drive. And I drive...a lot. I love to drive.

My nomination... minivan drivers... especially in Ohio.

My God. They all drive 38 mph no matter the actual speed limit (okay... that's most Dayton drivers, but the minivans with no sense of awareness piss me off the most) and just randomly stop to turn with no warning (while waiting on a gilded invitation to actually make the turn?) I laughed when one of my friends got a new Odyssey and was excited to tell me it didn't even look like a minivan.

Yes, yes it did and she still drives like an idiot. I won't step foot in her vehicle.

#Minivanitis

(Feel free to stop reading here if you don't want to put up with one of my rambling stories)

So, imagine coming from Dallas, learning to drive in Dallas, having part of your driving test getting on Central driving along smoothly and getting off (this was when Central (75 for you Oklahoma kids) was 2 lanes each way with concrete barriers on the sides and down the middle.


So here I am 8 years ago in Ohio. I hadn't switched my Texas license to Ohio because I liked my pic from when I was 26, I managed to get my original # back when I moved back to Texas from NC, and I was still not ready to accept that I was really living in Ohio...it was an emotional time.

Anyway, my license expired on a Monday. Unbeknownst to me, Ohio BMV (DPS or DMV to the rest of us) is closed on Monday. I go in Tuesday to switch/renew my license. Uh...nope. I have to take a driving test.

Fine. Schedule it for the next day and then am told I can't drive home without a valid license. (Narrator...she drove home and picked up her kids from school and managed to not get a ticket or be hauled into jail). I go back the next day and the driving test is...pathetic. I had to drive through a neighborhood at 25 mph with 5 turns and then complete Ohio's version of parallel parking. (Which isn't and I could use my camera) I asked the officer if they ever make the potential licensees to get up and on the highway. He laughed and said they don't pay him enough to do that.

It was then I understood the fuckery that is Ohio driving.

 

[spf84]

Michigan drivers tend to be garbage.

 

[shiv]

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