When you shower you always start at your feet and work your way up right? I was arguing with my neighbor about this because he shampoos firsts. He is a minority though so maybe it’s a cultural thing.
Shower question
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The bar of soap first then I proceed up to the largest bottle…
Are you a minority too or just a retard? If you wash your feet last they don’t have time to rinse all the bacteria off
I can relate to both of these. There is no better time to shove stuff up your ass than in the shower. Plenty of slippery things and you are already nude
If there were a “golden” way to shower, this would be it. I might just Google golden showers to see what techniques come up
I'd have to imagine the best golden shower you could get would be at a Thai massage parlor, followed up by a soapy to clean you up
Do you wash your pickup from the tires up?
He drives a Prius.
Head down. Are you too fucking poor not to have a mat that scrubs your feet while you’re taking care of everything else?
I usually just pee on the ground after I wash my feet
Yes why? “Bottom up” is what they always say that helps remind me
put a bar of soap between you ass checks, let it rest during the duration of shower. take body wash to clean the meat and potatoes, under arms, face etc. After washing take the bar of soap out of your ass and rinse.
Your wisdom is off the charts
Thank sir. I take showering very serious
Yea, just fucking weird. Probably wouldn’t trust said person to buy me a drink.
Prob would end up getting roofied and then raped
The waffle stomp posts always killed me on tmb. I couldn’t not laff thinking about someone dropping a deuce in the shower and then River Dancing it down the drain.
neck down then face then shampoo after
Switched to the head and shoulders old spice, makes me smell like a lumberjack
