Shower question

[absoluteUnit]

When you shower you always start at your feet and work your way up right? I was arguing with my neighbor about this because he shampoos firsts. He is a minority though so maybe it’s a cultural thing.

 

[TopHook]

Head down. only moron take the long road.
I bet you take a bath in the ocean loser.

 

[catreaper]

I typically shove the soaped up loofa up my ass and then use baby soap to scrub myself down while having a screaming orgasm.

 

[America 1st]

The bar of soap first then I proceed up to the largest bottle…

 

[absoluteUnit]

Head down. only moron take the long road.
I bet you take a bath in the ocean loser.

Are you a minority too or just a retard? If you wash your feet last they don’t have time to rinse all the bacteria off

 

[absoluteUnit]

I typically shove the soaped up loofa up my ass and then use baby soap to scrub myself down while having a screaming orgasm.

The bar of soap first then I proceed up to the largest bottle…

I can relate to both of these. There is no better time to shove stuff up your ass than in the shower. Plenty of slippery things and you are already nude

 

[STMF2X]

most of my showers start with a vigorous jerk, then I use my gf's bar of facial soap to clean my hands, then I shampoo, and finally I loofa with body wash.

 

[shiv]

most of my showers start with a vigorous jerk, then I use my gf's bar of facial soap to clean my hands, then I shampoo, and finally I loofa with body wash.

If there were a “golden” way to shower, this would be it. I might just Google golden showers to see what techniques come up

 

[STMF2X]

If there were a “golden” way to shower, this would be it. I might just Google golden showers to see what techniques come up

I'd have to imagine the best golden shower you could get would be at a Thai massage parlor, followed up by a soapy to clean you up

 

[AmericanViking]

When you shower you always start at your feet and work your way up right? I was arguing with my neighbor about this because he shampoos firsts. He is a minority though so maybe it’s a cultural thing.

Do you wash your pickup from the tires up?

 

[America 1st]

Do you wash your pickup from the tires up?

He drives a Prius.

 

[grimm515]

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Are you a minority too or just a retard? If you wash your feet last they don’t have time to rinse all the bacteria off

Head down. Are you too fucking poor not to have a mat that scrubs your feet while you’re taking care of everything else?

 

[absoluteUnit]

Head down. Are you too fucking poor not to have a mat that scrubs your feet while you’re taking care of everything else?

I usually just pee on the ground after I wash my feet

 

[absoluteUnit]

Do you wash your pickup from the tires up?

Yes why? “Bottom up” is what they always say that helps remind me

 

[TopHook]

I usually just pee on the ground after I wash my feet

 

[PleasureMoose]

put a bar of soap between you ass checks, let it rest during the duration of shower. take body wash to clean the meat and potatoes, under arms, face etc. After washing take the bar of soap out of your ass and rinse.

 

[absoluteUnit]

put a bar of soap between you ass checks, let it rest during the duration of shower. take body wash to clean the meat and potatoes, under arms, face etc. After washing take the bar of soap out of your ass and rinse.

Your wisdom is off the charts

 

[PleasureMoose]

Your wisdom is off the charts

Thank sir. I take showering very serious

 

[Overwatch]

What kinda moron washes his feet first? Unless you perform the wafflestomp when you first get in the shower? Still, you’re a strange dude if you wash your feet first.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

What kinda moron washes his feet first? Unless you perform the wafflestomp when you first get in the shower? Still, you’re a strange dude if you wash your feet first.

Yea, just fucking weird. Probably wouldn’t trust said person to buy me a drink.

 

[shiv]

Yea, just fucking weird. Probably wouldn’t trust said person to buy me a drink.

Prob would end up getting roofied and then raped

 

[STMF2X]

What kinda moron washes his feet first? Unless you perform the wafflestomp when you first get in the shower? Still, you’re a strange dude if you wash your feet first.

The waffle stomp posts always killed me on tmb. I couldn’t not laff thinking about someone dropping a deuce in the shower and then River Dancing it down the drain.

 

[tiderollsonu]

neck down then face then shampoo after

 

[AgEngDawg]

I use regular head and shoulders as both shampoo and body wash. Pro tip.

 

[tiderollsonu]

I use regular head and shoulders as both shampoo and body wash. Pro tip.

Switched to the head and shoulders old spice, makes me smell like a lumberjack