Rule 34

[TopHook]

Someone is going to try this and die.

 

[ttyh]

 

[tiderollsonu]

Octopussy was the most disappointing porno I ever came across as a kid

 

[Dawg97]

 

[ttyh]

 

[ttyh]

 

[BurntJ]

Pretty sure Rule #34 was:

Be Gone by sunrise./

 

[Emma tenywa]

It won't because it'll lack oxygen to run all the twists and turns