Quotable Quotes.

[yankmenoodle]

"My wife could make Bill Gates a millionaire." Bruce English

I don't know if he said it first, but he's the first person I heard say it.

 

[rCW702]

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

 

[Cre8ive]

"My wife could make Bill Gates a millionaire." Bruce English

I don't know if he said it first, but he's the first person I heard say it.

Mark Twain said, “I am an old man and have known great many troubles, but most of them ever happened.”

 

[TopHook]

- Michael scott

 

[Astragalus]

“You can’t make a little man big by making a big man little” — My Dad (He might have gotten it from someone else.)

 

[shiv]

I didn’t kill myself. -Jeffrey Epstein

 

[GarnetPild]

Dave Chappelle on Monica Lewinsky blowing Bill Clinton-

"I have dreamt of being famous, but I never dreamt of being THAT famous. I never understood how famous a President was, but imagine if somebody could suck your dick, and then they're famous!"

 

[Cletusnow]

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.” – Yogi Berra

 

[Taggart]