Quotable Quotes.

"My wife could make Bill Gates a millionaire." Bruce English

I don't know if he said it first, but he's the first person I heard say it.
Mark Twain said, “I am an old man and have known great many troubles, but most of them ever happened.”
 
Dave Chappelle on Monica Lewinsky blowing Bill Clinton-

"I have dreamt of being famous, but I never dreamt of being THAT famous. I never understood how famous a President was, but imagine if somebody could suck your dick, and then they're famous!"


 
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