People who annoy you?

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I’ll start...“Beverage guy”. Comes up to you at work and asks if you want to go snag a “beverage” at happy hour. (He may or may not use actual air quotes when he says it, and may even abbreviate it to “bev.”)

This try hard faggot also will regale you with tales of his awesomeness during college and may wear two popped collar polos circa 2001.
 
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All the 2 wheel drive nitwit women getting out with 5 fresh inches of snow on the ground to go with the 8-12 from a couple days ago.


"Oh, I was turning *that* way."

No you aren't bitch, you're gonna go *that* way (pointing in the direction where the physics OBVIOUSLY gives your dumbass the best chance not to get stuck again), and you're not gonna stop at that stop sign, you're gonna slowly glide on through.
 
22*43*51 said:
People who use trendy corporate terms/sayings like "lean in" and "reimagine".
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I used to work with a guy, a PhD in fact, who spoke in corporate buzzwords. That is all he did he literally provided no other value. He has bounced around and never really provided any value anywhere he worked.

Every time he said something, "checked a lot of boxes", I wanted to punch him in the face.
 
CBradSmith said:
All the 2 wheel drive nitwit women getting out with 5 fresh inches of snow on the ground to go with the 8-12 from a couple days ago.


"Oh, I was turning *that* way."

No you aren't bitch, you're gonna go *that* way (pointing in the direction where the physics OBVIOUSLY gives your dumbass the best chance not to get stuck again), and you're not gonna stop at that stop sign, you're gonna slowly glide on through.
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Thank you. Someone who gets my thread. I knew I’d get the South Park gif and of course someone saying “OP” (thank you @TopHook ) but I really was trying to get honest reactions.
 
I'll have a potential customer on the phone, "I need a price on some embroidered golf shirts for my company tourney." I'll ask him
how many he's looking at, approx size of the logo, tourney date, nice shirt or just a cheap promotional shirt. "Hadn't really though about it.
Is there a difference in price?" That's when my blood pressure monitor tells me to take a breath.
 
Jayhacker said:
I'll have a potential customer on the phone, "I need a price on some embroidered golf shirts for my company tourney." I'll ask him
how many he's looking at, approx size of the logo, tourney date, nice shirt or just a cheap promotional shirt. "Hadn't really though about it.
Is there a difference in price?" That's when my blood pressure monitor tells me to take a breath.
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Send him 5 XS Hanes wifebeaters.. sounds right up his alley.
 
People who act like they have never ordered food at a Subway or a Chipotle type place. Get behind one of those guys during your lunch break and let the aneurysm begin. What kind of bread do ya got? Do you have roast beef? I have a list of 8 other subs to order, they sent me, the office mongo to order.
 
Not a person or group specifically, but whenever someone says “Are you okay? You look like something is bothering you.” Or some shit like that.

Well, I was fine until you said that and now I gotta figure out if something is wrong.

On the other hand that’s an absolute great way to fuck with someone. It’s kind of hypnotism 101.
 
- Loud eaters.
- Shit heads with thousands of dollars of tattoo work, but not able to feed their kids, just put a phone in front of them for hours.
- left lane slow drivers.
- have the right of way but wait ten seconds and wave you on.
- online schooling. I'm paying taxes but still putting the hours in with my kid because he isn't old enough to work a laptop and read the directions.
- People that but scratch offs and then scratch them at the counter, line behind them. Then want to be very specific and lean on the counter to pick exactly which one they want.
- Bike guy that rides in the road and causes a traffic jam behind him. Pants tucked into socks, wearing a satchel, saving the environment.
- Fake over emotional when someone dies person. Goes out and gets and RIP sticker for the back windshield of their 08 Chevy Malibu with three hubcaps. Likely an air brushed RIP in peace tshirt. Wants the sympathy but barely knew the person.
- Wal-Mart cat piss smelling people. Buying 27 two liters of mountain dew and then swiping the EBT card. Rolling up in their Rascal ass hanging off both sides.
- The anime Japanese porn. Never watched one, no idea why it's a recommendation for me. Also stuck in appliance and step family porn. Wtf is wrong with these kids.
 
Nas said:
- Loud eaters.
- Shit heads with thousands of dollars of tattoo work, but not able to feed their kids, just put a phone in front of them for hours.
- left lane slow drivers.
- have the right of way but wait ten seconds and wave you on.
- online schooling. I'm paying taxes but still putting the hours in with my kid because he isn't old enough to work a laptop and read the directions.
- People that but scratch offs and then scratch them at the counter, line behind them. Then want to be very specific and lean on the counter to pick exactly which one they want.
- Bike guy that rides in the road and causes a traffic jam behind him. Pants tucked into socks, wearing a satchel, saving the environment.
- Fake over emotional when someone dies person. Goes out and gets and RIP sticker for the back windshield of their 08 Chevy Malibu with three hubcaps. Likely an air brushed RIP in peace tshirt. Wants the sympathy but barely knew the person.
- Wal-Mart cat piss smelling people. Buying 27 two liters of mountain dew and then swiping the EBT card. Rolling up in their Rascal ass hanging off both sides.
- The anime Japanese porn. Never watched one, no idea why it's a recommendation for me. Also stuck in appliance and step family porn. Wtf is wrong with these kids.
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Nas said:
- Loud eaters.
- Shit heads with thousands of dollars of tattoo work, but not able to feed their kids, just put a phone in front of them for hours.
- left lane slow drivers.
- have the right of way but wait ten seconds and wave you on.
- online schooling. I'm paying taxes but still putting the hours in with my kid because he isn't old enough to work a laptop and read the directions.
- People that but scratch offs and then scratch them at the counter, line behind them. Then want to be very specific and lean on the counter to pick exactly which one they want.
- Bike guy that rides in the road and causes a traffic jam behind him. Pants tucked into socks, wearing a satchel, saving the environment.
- Fake over emotional when someone dies person. Goes out and gets and RIP sticker for the back windshield of their 08 Chevy Malibu with three hubcaps. Likely an air brushed RIP in peace tshirt. Wants the sympathy but barely knew the person.
- Wal-Mart cat piss smelling people. Buying 27 two liters of mountain dew and then swiping the EBT card. Rolling up in their Rascal ass hanging off both sides.
- The anime Japanese porn. Never watched one, no idea why it's a recommendation for me. Also stuck in appliance and step family porn. Wtf is wrong with these kids.
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Nas said:
- Loud eaters.
- Shit heads with thousands of dollars of tattoo work, but not able to feed their kids, just put a phone in front of them for hours.
- left lane slow drivers.
- have the right of way but wait ten seconds and wave you on.
- online schooling. I'm paying taxes but still putting the hours in with my kid because he isn't old enough to work a laptop and read the directions.
- People that but scratch offs and then scratch them at the counter, line behind them. Then want to be very specific and lean on the counter to pick exactly which one they want.
- Bike guy that rides in the road and causes a traffic jam behind him. Pants tucked into socks, wearing a satchel, saving the environment.
- Fake over emotional when someone dies person. Goes out and gets and RIP sticker for the back windshield of their 08 Chevy Malibu with three hubcaps. Likely an air brushed RIP in peace tshirt. Wants the sympathy but barely knew the person.
- Wal-Mart cat piss smelling people. Buying 27 two liters of mountain dew and then swiping the EBT card. Rolling up in their Rascal ass hanging off both sides.
- The anime Japanese porn. Never watched one, no idea why it's a recommendation for me. Also stuck in appliance and step family porn. Wtf is wrong with these kids.
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3,6 are winners with me
 

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