Palantir

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A palantír is one of several indestructible crystal balls from The Lord of the Rings.

'Palan' means 'far' and 'tír' means 'watch over'.

Basically these palantír balls were used for communication, remotely influencing or controlling weaker users of the other balls and pretty much just freely spying on shit.

One of Sauron's favorite uses of the stones was broadcasting wartime propaganda.

Inspiring stuff indeed.

At least enough for JD Vance's sponsor/mentor Peter Theil.

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Index​

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1. Intro

2. Index

3. Overview (2003–2025)

4. Lobbying Activities

5. Revolving Door Assets

6. Lobbying Totals

7. Bills Lobbied

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Overview​

Spoiler: 2003–2025

2003​

-Peter Thiel (Founder/Chairman)
-Stephen Cohen (Founder/President)
-Alex Karp (Founder/CEO)
-Joe Lonsdale (Founder/Advisor/Stakeholder/8VC-Anduril)
-CIA (In-Q-Tel/seed funding)

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2004​

-Alex Poindexter (National Security Council)
-Richard Perle (ex-chair Defense Policy Board)

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2005​

-CIA (Client)

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2006​

-Finance Events ×9 (undisclosed–7/5 total: $7,522,861)
-Finance Events ×4 (7/5/06–12/8 total: $2,999,999)
-Reed Elsevier Ventures (Funding)
-CIA (In-Q-Tel: Publicly listed equity stake)

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2007​

-Finance Events ×8 (undisclosed–9/26 total: $12,700,000)
-Rivendell (DC office with David Worn)
-David Worn (Former DoD/MITRE)

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2008​

-Finance Events ×14 (undisclosed–3/5 total: $36,752,410)
-USIC (United States Intel Community/Gotham)

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2009​

-Finance Events ×7 (3/25/09–4/14 total: $8,291,250)
-Finance Events ×35 (11/17/09–11/30 total: $34,989,261)
-JPMorganChase (First private client)
-Peter Cavicchia III (JPMorgan/'Metropolis'/employee spying)
-Frank Bisignano (CEO/First Data Corp/data-Peter Cavicchia)

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2010​

-Finance Events ×39 (11/30/09–7/7 total: $55,069,242)
-US Govt (accounts for 70% of business)
-Private Institutions (account for 30% of business)
-Medicare (Contract)
-Medicaid (Contract)
-Capgemini (Partnership)
-Founders Fund (Invests)
-Youniversity Ventures (Invests)
-Glynn Capital (Invests)
-Ulu Ventures (Miriam Rivera/Invests)
-Jeremy Stoppleman (Invests)
-Ben Ling (Invests)
-RATB (Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board/Client)
-TRC (Thomson Reuters Corporation/Partnership)
-Hunton & Williams LLP (WikiLeaks/The Plan)
-John Braux (Recruited fmr Senator/lobby asset)
-Trent Lott (Recruited fmr Senator/lobby asset)

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2011​

-Finance Events ×6 (4/20/11–5/5 total: $50,000,000)
-Finance Events ×2 (8/23/11–9/7 total: $68,000,000)
-HBGary Federal (WikiLeaks/The Plan)
-Berico Technologies (WikiLeaks/The Plan)
-Bank of America (WikiLeaks/The Plan)
-JD Vance (Connects with Theil)
-WEF (Recognized as Technology Pioneer)

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2012​

-Finance Events ×2 (5/1/12–5/16 total: $56,130,202)
-NZDF (NZ Defense Force/Client)
-NOPD (New Orleans PD/Partnership)

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2013​

-Finance Events ×15 (9/12/13–9/27 total: $196,500,204)
-Finance Event ×1 (11/20/13–12/5 total: $57,504,320)
-Finance Events ×2 (12/5/13–12/10 total: $50,003,697)
-Finance Events ×8 (12/10/13–12/24 total: $70,005,891)
-Voicegem (Acquisition)
-CIA (Client)
-DHS (Client)
-NSA (Client)
-FBI (Client)
-CDC (Client)
-IRS (Client)
-USMC (US Marine Corps/Client)
-USAF (US Air Force/Client)
-USSOC (Special Operations Command/Client)
-USMA (US Military Academy/Client)
-JI-TDO (Joint Improvised-Threat Defeat Org/Client)
-RATB (Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board/Client)
-NCMEC (National Center for Missing & Exploited Children/Client)
-NCRIC (Northern California Regional Intel Center/Client)

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2014​

-Finance Events ×29 (6/28/13–2/14 total: $111,306,601)
-Finance Events ×20 (12/29/13–2/14 total: $101,551,267)
-Poptip (Social Media data tech startup/Acquisition)
-Propeller (Mobile app tech startup/Acquisition)
-CIA (Client)
-ICE (Partnership)
-Ken Langone (KSO-Order of St. Gregory the Great/Invests)
-Stanley Druckenmiller (Quantum Fund-Soros/Invests)
-TGM (Tiger Global Management/Invests)
-Founders Fund (Peter Thiel/Invests)
-First Data (Credit-card analytics/'Insightics')

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2015​

-FT Technologies (Retail data analytics/Acquisition)
-Eoin Hayes (Irish politician/fmr employee/Invests)
-IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency/Client)

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2016​

-Kimono Labs, Inc (Web Browser Tools/Acquisition)
-Credit Suisse (Partnership)
-Signac (Co-founded with Credit Suisse)
-Silk (Data visualization startup/Acquisition)
-Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn (USNSA)
-DoD (Client/Google's Project Maven)

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2017​

-Merck (Partnership)
-Trump (Southern border....)
-German state police in Hesse (Client)
-Europol (Client)
-Danish POL-INTEL (Client)

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2018​

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2019​

-RATB (Recovery Accountability & Transparency Board/Client)
-DoD (Client/Takes over Project Maven)
-NIH (National Institutes of Health/Client)
-NCCC (National Covid Cohort Collaborative/Client)
-NIH/FASEB ('Foundry' wins NIH/FASEB Dataworks Grand Prize)
-Polaris Project (Client)
-CDC (Centers for Disease Control & Prevention/Client)
-NCMEC (National Center for Missing & Exploited Children/Client)
-Team Rubicon (Client)
-WFP (World Food Program/Client)

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2020​

-FDA (Food and Drug Administration/Client/Covid-19/'Tiberius')
-NHS England (National Health Services/Client/Covid-19)
-HHS (US Health & Human Services/'Project Now'/Covid-19)

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2021​

-IBM (IBM Quantum Computing/Partnership)
-AWS (Amazon Web Services/Partnership)
-Babylon Health (Stake)
-BlackSky Holdings, Inc. (Partnership)

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2022​

-Microsoft (Microsoft Azure Government Clouds/Partnership)
-UK Homes for Ukraine program ('Foundry' contract)
-Indra Joshi (NHS England's former AI chief/Recruited)

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2023​

-NHS England (Federated Data Platform/7 year contract)
-AIP (Artificial Intelligence Platform/Launched)
-Ukraine Military (Client/'Skykit')
-Merck KDaA (Client/'Foundry')
-Airbus (Client/'Foundry')
-Ferrari (Client/'Foundry')
-Info Warfare Monitor (Partner/Ghostnet & Shadow Net)
-Jamie Fly (Recruted as CEO senior counselor)

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2024​

-'Trump Trade' (Controversy)
-IDF (Israeli Defense Force/Partnership)
-Archer Aviation (Client)

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2025​

-Elon Musk (DOGE/Client)
-Trump ('Big Beautiful Bill'/Client)
-ICE (Immigration & Customs Enforcement/Client)
-NATO (Client/'Maven')
-TWG Global (Partnership)

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Lobbying Totals​

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$5,090,000

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$5,770,000

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Bills Lobbied​

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H.R.6610 | Passport System Reform and Backing Prevention Act

H.R.8070 | Servicemember Quality of Life Improvement and National Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2025

H.R.2882 | Udall Foundation Reauthorization Act of 2023

H.R.6126 | Israel Security Supplemental Appropriations Act, 2024

S.2226 | National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2024

H.R.4366 | Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, and Related Agencies Appropriations Act, 2024

H.R.815 | RELIEVE Act

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