Social Omicron variant makes small dicks fall off - Fauci held up his little finger

[Cre8ive]

Men with small dicks are running scared now that Fauci admitted the new Omicron variant made his dick fall off. He said it was several days before he noticed his dick was missing. Experts are now running test to see what size dick is safe from falling off. I will follow up with more detailed information once it becomes available. This dude named David is definitely in the Fauci Dick Danger Zone.

 

[tiderollsonu]

This is not good news for Clemson

 

[theDane8106]

Well, shit.

 

[TopHook]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Cre8ive]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Do you know how small a chicken brain is?

 

[TopHook]

Do you know how small a chicken brain is?

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[absoluteUnit]

Oh God pls no. My only joy in life is jacking my tiny peen

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[tiderollsonu]

Oh God pls no. My only joy in life is jacking my tiny peen

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