So it's kind of difficult to understand these guys. I've done everyone the favor of writing out a transcription detailing what they're saying. See below.
Kid 1: Hey what’s up?
Kid 1: (Cont’d): Hazzatpaietheuhnait.
Kid 2: It was alright. Therzisguy aneezwidizgeurlfrien aneeztrinnagitadosu’m that sheitnwannado.
Kid 1: Sowujudewabat?
Kid 2: I’itndoanything.
Kid 1: Whoa. What? (time freezes) Guys, dontbeikemyfrienhere whodi’ndoanthng. Notdewananthngispowathaprobm?
(Ends on infographic)