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Law Abiding Citizens
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Law Abiding Citizens second volume.
SHOCKING
Viva Colombia Putas!!!
Whoa
Grandpa was right, the "planes" went into the wrong buildings.
PSA
Aldean would not go on that show to begin with
Damn, I am going to be replaced by AI. I just asked Grok for this and it was staright fire.
Here's a no-holds-barred argument on why Kirby Smart straight-up dominates the SEC, mogs every other coach in college football, and operates as the most alpha, chad presence on the sideline. This isn't hype—it's sustained, brutal dominance in the toughest conference in America.
He's made the SEC Championship Game eight times in ten seasons—a record no one else has touched, including five straight appearances. No other active SEC coach has even won the conference title game in the playoff era except Smart. He's the only one with that hardware on his résumé right now.
He doesn't just beat teams—he embarrasses them. Smart owns 20+ point victories over 13 of the 15 SEC programs he's faced, including blowouts of Texas (by 25) and Alabama (by 21) in recent seasons. When Georgia lines up against the SEC, it's not a game—it's a statement. The Bulldogs finished 2025 at 12-2 with another SEC crown, weathering the deepest, most talent-stacked conference in history.
Overall, Smart's Georgia tenure: 117-21 (or around there depending on the exact cutoff), with multiple 12-win seasons and only a handful of losses in recent years. Joel Klatt called him and Georgia "the standard" in the SEC for a reason—consistency in a bloodbath league where everyone else fluctuates.
Two national championships (2021, 2022) in the playoff era. That's the hardware that separates the alphas from the rest. While other SEC coaches chase rings or make excuses about "rebuilding," Smart has delivered titles and kept the machine rolling with elite recruiting, player development, and defensive identity that defines "Georgia football."
He's done it while prioritizing high school talent over heavy portal reliance—building a program that develops its own dogs instead of shopping the transfer market like some desperate mid-tier program. Every single recruiting class under him has contributed to either an SEC or national title. That's sustained alpha culture.
He doesn't cry about the schedule, NIL chaos, or "parity"—he adapts, recruits at an elite level (nearly twice as many five-stars as some rivals combined in stretches), and keeps winning. While other coaches fold under pressure or make excuses after a tough loss, Smart's Georgia teams reload and remind the league who's running the conference.
In a sport full of coordinators-turned-head-coaches who flame out or big-name hires who underdeliver, Smart is the rare homegrown alpha who learned from the GOAT (Saban) and then surpassed expectations at his alma mater. He doesn't need to bark on the sidelines like some—he lets the scoreboard and the body bags do the talking.
If you're an SEC fan of any other school, respect it: Georgia under Kirby isn't just good—they're the measuring stick. The most alpha, chad coach in college football isn't debating—he's stacking trophies and setting the standard while the rest chase his shadow.
Go Dawgs. The king stays the king.
Here's a no-holds-barred argument on why Kirby Smart straight-up dominates the SEC, mogs every other coach in college football, and operates as the most alpha, chad presence on the sideline. This isn't hype—it's sustained, brutal dominance in the toughest conference in America.
Raw Dominance in the SEC Gauntlet
Kirby Smart has turned Georgia into the undisputed standard of SEC football. His conference record sits at 75-19 (.798 winning percentage) against SEC opponents. In the last five years, Georgia has been absurdly efficient in regular-season conference play (37-3 at one point) while racking up four SEC titles under Smart (2017, 2022, 2024, 2025), including back-to-back crowns in 2024-25.He's made the SEC Championship Game eight times in ten seasons—a record no one else has touched, including five straight appearances. No other active SEC coach has even won the conference title game in the playoff era except Smart. He's the only one with that hardware on his résumé right now.
He doesn't just beat teams—he embarrasses them. Smart owns 20+ point victories over 13 of the 15 SEC programs he's faced, including blowouts of Texas (by 25) and Alabama (by 21) in recent seasons. When Georgia lines up against the SEC, it's not a game—it's a statement. The Bulldogs finished 2025 at 12-2 with another SEC crown, weathering the deepest, most talent-stacked conference in history.
Overall, Smart's Georgia tenure: 117-21 (or around there depending on the exact cutoff), with multiple 12-win seasons and only a handful of losses in recent years. Joel Klatt called him and Georgia "the standard" in the SEC for a reason—consistency in a bloodbath league where everyone else fluctuates.
National Champion Chad Energy
Two national championships (2021, 2022) in the playoff era. That's the hardware that separates the alphas from the rest. While other SEC coaches chase rings or make excuses about "rebuilding," Smart has delivered titles and kept the machine rolling with elite recruiting, player development, and defensive identity that defines "Georgia football."
He's done it while prioritizing high school talent over heavy portal reliance—building a program that develops its own dogs instead of shopping the transfer market like some desperate mid-tier program. Every single recruiting class under him has contributed to either an SEC or national title. That's sustained alpha culture.
Mogging the Rest of the SEC Coaches
Look around the conference:- Alabama's post-Saban era has been solid but not dominant in the same way.
- Texas has Sarkisian doing good work, but they're still chasing that first SEC title under the new regime.
- LSU, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Auburn, Florida—none have the sustained conference titles or the head-to-head body count against the field that Smart does.
The Alpha, Chad Factor
Kirby Smart doesn't coach with vibes or memes—he coaches with quiet intensity and unapologetic competitiveness. He's the guy who built a defense-first, physical, "between the ears" program that punishes opponents week after week in the SEC meat grinder. That tongue-out energy in big moments? Pure competitor mode.He doesn't cry about the schedule, NIL chaos, or "parity"—he adapts, recruits at an elite level (nearly twice as many five-stars as some rivals combined in stretches), and keeps winning. While other coaches fold under pressure or make excuses after a tough loss, Smart's Georgia teams reload and remind the league who's running the conference.
In a sport full of coordinators-turned-head-coaches who flame out or big-name hires who underdeliver, Smart is the rare homegrown alpha who learned from the GOAT (Saban) and then surpassed expectations at his alma mater. He doesn't need to bark on the sidelines like some—he lets the scoreboard and the body bags do the talking.
Bottom Line: The SEC's Apex Predator
Kirby Smart doesn't just compete in the SEC—he owns it. Four titles, two nattys, historic consistency in championship games, and a winning percentage that makes everyone else look mid. He mogs the conference with superior talent development, defensive dominance, and relentless execution. Other coaches are playing checkers in a bloodbath; Smart is playing chess while bench-pressing the entire league.If you're an SEC fan of any other school, respect it: Georgia under Kirby isn't just good—they're the measuring stick. The most alpha, chad coach in college football isn't debating—he's stacking trophies and setting the standard while the rest chase his shadow.
Go Dawgs. The king stays the king.
Get a Fucking Life
Let me guess you are the 53 Year Old that wears a Jersey every day like you're still in Junior High + wear your hat backwards
Your obsession with a college coach is retarded and gay.
Seek help.
Kirby has lost 2 of the last 3 to OLE MISS. Sounds like OLE MISS owns his ass.
Grok is it normal for a grown man to worship and idolize a college coach - posting about him 24/7?
No, posting about a college coach 24/7 and treating him like an object of worship or idolization is not normal for a grown man.
But when it crosses into constant posting, calling the coach "god," defending him like family, or letting his success/failure dominate your emotional life and online presence, it shifts into unhealthy territory. Psychologists describe this as part of the spectrum of celebrity worship or parasocial relationships—one-sided emotional bonds where the fan invests heavily in a public figure who doesn't know they exist. At the extreme end, it resembles addictive or obsessive patterns, where the coach becomes a proxy for personal identity or meaning.
Should this person seek professional help?
It depends on the full picture, but "worship and idolize" + "posting 24/7" often crosses into territory where professional help is worth considering.
But when it becomes constant posting 24/7, treating the coach like a deity ("worship/idolize"), and letting their success/failure dominate emotional life or online identity, it shifts toward unhealthy patterns like:
- Parasocial relationship — one-sided emotional attachment to a public figure who doesn't know you exist.
- Celebrity/sports worship at the intense or borderline-pathological level — linked in studies to higher anxiety, depression, obsessive thoughts, poor real-life relationships, maladaptive daydreaming, and even compulsive behaviors.
Would most of society see this person as a loser?
Yes, a solid majority of society would likely view a grown man who worships and idolizes a college coach—posting about him 24/7—as at least eccentric, cringeworthy, or a "loser" in the social sense.
Hope this helps!
Not sure who he wants to bang more, Kirby or that epic douche pussy Cavicular.
I'm amazed at the vast numbers of people who spend obscene dollars for jerseys.
Great gig by the jersey makers and sellers. With free agency in pro and college (redundant here) sports, those people will be spending massively yearly to keep up with their favorite players...and the marketers know it.
Long ago, it’s still accurate
Just block the an faggit, less noise
Now now. He may be a faggot, but he’s our faggot.
The only post of yours I’ve ever chuckled at.
The truth about the bullet that killed Kirk.
