My wife found a $100 at Publix

And turned it in to Customer service. She told me this, I called her a fucking idiot.

Now the minimum wage worker at Publix has a free hundo and the wife is mad and questioning my morals

Ahhhh marriage

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So…..I have an issue with carrying cash in my front pockets with keys and change, etc. Well, inevitably I am constantly dropping and losing money (everywhere). My wife is always bitching about it. Well 6-8 months ago….I was shopping in Publix and dropped $160. I didn’t realize till I went to check out. So I put every in the car (checked it) and called the wife to see if maybe I dropped it at house or on driveway….Nope. She suggests going to customer service as someone probably turned it. I of course roll my eyes and keep checking between seats of car again…..well I was about to leave and said fuck it I’ll go ask……Well I’ll be damned if some nice lady didn’t turn in the cash. The publix associate was very nice BUT totally shocked and apparently very appalled when I responded…..I can’t believe she didn’t just pocket the $160 and call it a win.

I managed to piss off the wife and the Publix people who BOTH now know I’m a dickhead. 🤣


And NO I haven’t stopped carrying cash and losing it…..SAD! 🤣
 
So…..I have an issue with carrying cash in my front pockets with keys and change, etc. Well, inevitably I am constantly dropping and losing money (everywhere). My wife is always bitching about it. Well 6-8 months ago….I was shopping in Publix and dropped $160. I didn’t realize till I went to check out. So I put every in the car (checked it) and called the wife to see if maybe I dropped it at house or on driveway….Nope. She suggests going to customer service as someone probably turned it. I of course roll my eyes and keep checking between seats of car again…..well I was about to leave and said fuck it I’ll go ask……Well I’ll be damned if some nice lady didn’t turn in the cash. The publix associate was very nice BUT totally shocked and apparently very appalled when I responded…..I can’t believe she didn’t just pocket the $160 and call it a win.

I managed to piss off the wife and the Publix people who BOTH now know I’m a dickhead. 🤣


And NO I haven’t stopped carrying cash and losing it…..SAD! 🤣
There's a new fangled invention that might help with the age-old problem you are experiencing.


It's called a money clip. Keeps your cash together and adds some weight to it which makes it much easier to stay cognizant of it in your pocket.
 
There's a new fangled invention that might help with the age-old problem you are experiencing.


It's called a money clip. Keeps your cash together and adds some weight to it which makes it much easier to stay cognizant of it in your pocket.
Unfortunately, I'm still to young for a money clip........I feel like i'm close to maxing out on money lost and once I hit the max.....I will never lose any again. (of course I also believe im close to maxing out on paying speeding tickets and there will come a point that cop pulls me over, looks me up and says....sir you have already paid yore max....so...HAVE A GREAT DAY. But that one hasn't happened yet either....🤞)
 
Pics of your wife?

I can’t form an opinion without pics.
do you want to see a picture to see if she is blonde lol because that is what some people say that blondes are stupid but im not really saying thats the case i dont think the empirical efidence exists to show that t hey are dumb but i think its kind of funny when yous ee those blonde jokes so maybe thats what youre saying here if it is thats pretty funny i like it
 
do you want to see a picture to see if she is blonde lol because that is what some people say that blondes are stupid but im not really saying thats the case i dont think the empirical efidence exists to show that t hey are dumb but i think its kind of funny when yous ee those blonde jokes so maybe thats what youre saying here if it is thats pretty funny i like it
I'm pretty sure he just wants to check out the tits
 

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