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SignUp Now!No. Why? Did his grandfather fall asleep at the wheel of a car?Are you Steven Wright?
My grandfather actually died this way asshole.I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Lucky. We should all have it so good!My grandfather actually died this way asshole.
My grandfather was one of the ones screaming and yelling, asshole. He was only ten.Lucky. We should all have it so good!
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch! Did yours?My grandfather was one of the ones screaming and yelling, asshole. He was only ten.
RIP. That was funny....I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I plan on dying at the ripe old age of 99 from a gunshot wound at the hands of a jealous husband
Yep!s That's my best move! It helps me win trust so I can sink my razor sharp teeth deep in the neck and it lights out buddy!
I had no idea you knew about this move. I call it my "sly dog knock 'em over rover!" Love to take out old farts that are so stupid they sit on the side walk! I tried to drag him into the path of oncoming traffic but a cop pulled up and high tailed it outta there!
This one is a lock to win an Oscar for Best Dogumentary! My favorite category!