My dog turned 13 today

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He is fat like me but but wants to kill shit much more than me.

 

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Time stops for no man or alien
Unless you have enough electromagnetism bit that's for another thread @QuanChi

 

[shiv]

Cheers to Coop the GOAT

 

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Cheers to Coop the GOAT

I can't explain the joy I have right now. That ninja and I have tales that make Johnny Cash look like a fucking angel. I have a bunch of stories w Coop. Since the fire I've forked out 20k to keep his name outta the papers.

 

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True story.
Not bullshit.
I can tell yall about him killing the Pitts and me drawing a 6shot .22 on their master. Don't live in fear

 

[Chuck 2020]

My god that’s a walking manatee.

 

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My god that’s a walking manatee.

130lbs.been that exact way since 2yr. He has spun me a half dozen times.
The worst he ever did was munch a receipt. After the fire we both changed. That's when he became a killer and I paid outta pocket.
I bet you aren't anorexic you fat faggit. That black fucker is a good fucking dog.

 

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Time stops for no man or alien
Unless you have enough electromagnetism bit that's for another thread @QuanChi View attachment 180539

 

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He is fat like me but but wants to kill shit much more than me.View attachment 180537

Bruv! you throw any line down in that pond and I bet you catch a good bass.

 

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True story.
Not bullshit.
I can tell yall about him killing the Pitts and me drawing a 6shot .22 on their master. Don't live in fear

Let’s hear it

 

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Bruv! you throw any line down in that pond and I bet you catch a good bass.

It is the oddest pond I've seen in my life. I've walked by it a thousand times in the morning and evening. Never seen life. Odd

 

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Let’s hear it

I'm close. Lemme get hard

 

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Happy Birthday to Cooper Happy Birthday to you circa 2018. Saddle back Peanut died in a fire. . I still have that 4 wheeler zooommmmmm

 

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It is the oddest pond I've seen in my life. I've walked by it a thousand times in the morning and evening. Never seen life. Odd

It don't look shallow. Guessing there is a farm near by? Too clean to have not something in there. Throw some dog food in there and watch.

 

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It don't look shallow. Guessing there is a farm near by?

Nope. It is an odd coastal fresh water 500 yards from the ocean. My dog drinks it's every day. I can't figure out why no fish or gators. Minnows yes. Waterfowl love to breed there. Confounded I'll tell ya what. Odd for sure

 

[I am El Nino]

My oldest turns 13 in July. He's doing good, but we bought a replacement in March so our beagle doesn't lose her mind if something happens.

 

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Nope. It is an odd coastal fresh water 500 yards from the ocean. My dog drinks it's every day. I can't figure out why no fish or gators. Minnows yes. Waterfowl love to breed there. Confounded I'll tell ya what. Odd for sure

You know briarcliffe has them and the mayor bobbas have them in that part and they are right there. This is their pond. Looks like they aren't taking care of it.

 

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True story.
Not bullshit.
I can tell yall about him killing the Pitts and me drawing a 6shot .22 on their master. Don't live in fear

True story: Cooper was 9 weeks old and me and my neighbor Sam were cleaning up the hood. I'm gonna tell a story from what I think Cooper thinks(or thought. This is a Kong story)

 

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So Cooper is black. I've never liked black dogs. Because I hate black. But almost my best friends are black.

We will start in Greenhill prior to the fire. Peanut was my Lil baby girl dog. I had some rednecks offer me 1500 for her. They had a gun in their face and I shot overhead to make a point you can't come to Greenhill and steal dogs.
I saw one of them at a gas station off I26. He shat hisself.
I'm 50. I have 1k yrs in stories

 

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We had a crack dealer across the street named Faquino or some such shit. His girl was nice. He sold me bunk crack so my dog bit his ass. True story except I've never even seen crack

 

[Taggart]

I also took a big shit when I turned 13... good for him

 

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It don't look shallow. Guessing there is a farm near by? Too clean to have not something in there. Throw some dog food in there and watch.

A single Freeman land since the proclamation. Well their descendants. I asked permission to move in. I'm both blue eyed and Irish. I check old fashioned boxes. And my dog is black. You do the arithmetic Albert

 

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I also took a big shit when I turned 13... good for him

I speak for Cooper here....
Ruff bark huff huffy sniff allow him in the thread

 

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Yall want the 1st time Cooper got drunk or the 1st time he protected me. I'll tell the stories drunck or sober

 

[sbisteve]

You got a pretty mouth brother. Looks like a sideways whisker biscuit. Jk love your dog.

 

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You got a pretty mouth brother. Looks like a sideways whisker biscuit. Jk love your dog.

I've heard that before about my dicksucker. I suppose that and my dog are both at least good.

 

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You know briarcliffe has them and the mayor bobbas have them in that part and they are right there. This is their pond. Looks like they aren't taking care of it.
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No they dont

 

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Yall want the 1st time Cooper got drunk or the 1st time he protected me. I'll tell the stories drunck or sober

 

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You know briarcliffe has them and the mayor bobbas have them in that part and they are right there. This is their pond. Looks like they aren't taking care of it.
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Do you see me waving?

 

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No they dont

Terrible conservationist.

 

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Do you see me waving?

Just throw a rock off 17. You'll hit the fence.

 

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So there we are in Briacliffe just south of north myrtle. Cooper was 8months 92lbs of I wanna please My Dad. Well a scammer knocked on the door. Cooper chased his ass down so Jimmy didn't have to. Jimmy is the cop. No one has tried to sell window cleaner there since. Amen.

 

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If you have any tannerite I have a mini fridge that needs blowing up.

 

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Just throw a rock off 17. You'll hit the fence.

I know how to fence in 2 languages

 

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If you have any tannerite I have a mini fridge that needs blowing up.

R14

 

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R10
There is big noise. Buy 80lb containers of refrigerate chems. Backyard the fuck out of the fuckers.
The world isn't dying. We are. Get over it homosapiens

 

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Cooper decided he wanted me to tell his story. I'm only writing what he tells me. I speak dog. I vibe all kinda shit

 

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So I'm Cooper. My 1st mom is a dumb cunt. My Dad got me drunk the 1st time we met. We had a good time chasing ducks and kicking up water. My Dad enjoys killing atiff and feeding me. I think I hit a jackpot as a black he dog. I identify as a white dog to make my cousins from Germany happy. I'm a coon hound.

 

[Gus]

This nigga

 

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So theb1st time I git DRUNK I was about 7months old. My Dad and Sam were doing yard work and jagerbombs. I knocked over an 18 pack just to get where they were. We found each other and had a great time. Getting drunk is fun as a puppy .
Editor note:
Cooper and I are tired and going to bed. He will talk on our walk. He is mental w me like that