My Daughter Got the Gay Carebear

[laterallyshaking]

I mean they are all pretty gay, but I learned after we got this one home that it’s apparently meant to be the gay Carebear. Not sure how I didn’t pick up on that sooner.

It was also the only one sold in Walmart.

 

[laterallyshaking]

Pay no mind to where my thumb is. Had to make sure it was gay.

 

[America 1st]

 

[tiderollsonu]

She got it for you for father's day ... Stop being a Faggot

 

[BurntJ]

I mean they are all pretty gay, but I learned after we got this one home that it’s apparently meant to be the gay Carebear. Not sure how I didn’t pick up on that sooner.

It was also the one sold in Walmart.
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Maybe if your a better father….next years Father’s Day will be less Gay!

 

[laterallyshaking]

I never considered that my own gayness might have attracted the bear to me through the ether. Y’all have given me some food for thought.

 

[Cre8ive]

I mean they are all pretty gay, but I learned after we got this one home that it’s apparently meant to be the gay Carebear. Not sure how I didn’t pick up on that sooner.

It was also the one sold in Walmart.
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After your daughter goes to sleep, cover the gay bear in olive oil, sprinkle on some cracked pepper and rock salt and put it in the oven at 400 degrees for one hour. Take it out and lay it in the back yard for her to find. When she discovers it, tell her that aliens came while EVERYONE was asleep and chased the bear outside and fried it with a quantum laser gun. She'll have a wonderful story to tell at the dinner table to her kids! What a legacy!

 

[BurntJ]

After your daughter goes to sleep, cover the gay bear in olive oil, sprinkle on some cracked pepper and rock salt and put it in the oven at 400 degrees for one hour. Take it out and lay it in the back yard for her to find. When she discovers it, tell her that aliens came while EVERYONE was asleep and chased the bear outside and fried it with a quantum laser gun. She'll have a wonderful story to tell at the dinner table to her kids! What a legacy!

Or just go with the typical…..

the Aliens had Sex with it. Who knew it would look burned?

 

[BurntJ]

I never considered that my own gayness might have attracted the bear to me through the ether. Y’all have given me some food for thought.

Gonna need a report?

So, did having sex with said Carebear give you the answer to this eternal question?

 

[laterallyshaking]

Gonna need a report?

So, did having sex with said Carebear give you the answer to this eternal question?

Unfortunately it did not. Given that the bear refuses to give me its pronouns, I don't know what gender it actually is, so I could be having straight bear sex and I wouldn't know. It's infuriating.

 

[laterallyshaking]

She got it for you for father's day ... Stop being a Faggot

We actually got her this bear. I got an edger and some sick stick-man drawing for father's day. I hung them on the fridge proudly.

 

[t_money86]

Pretty sure that heart is also a pedo symbol

 

[BurntJ]

We actually got her this bear. I got an edger and some sick stick-man drawing for father's day. I hung them on the fridge proudly.

Yore welcome.

I considered those to be my Mona Lisa.