I’m not sure how to explain it...my middle daughter and I share that they make us uncomfortable...she just sent me this...I’m ashamed that these things make us laugh...maybe we need counseling...but what the fuck...
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I laffed. ZFG.
Buddy of mine met Jason Acuna from jackass at a bar. He tried to buy him a drink but dude grabbed a bottle of tequila and poured it down his throat. My buddy has been traumatized of midgets ever since. It was a combination of knowing he could kick the ever living shit out of him but knowing he'd be mocked worse if he did. We were in a bar with midgets years later and he legit just got up and left because they creeped him the fvck out.
There was one in my graduating class in high school, was the biggest shit talker I have ever known. He knew nobody was going to fuck him up, so he just ran his mouth all the time. I heard that he did wind up getting beat up really bad once his freshman year at college though.
I'll bet he couldn't even give you a reach around with his stubby little arms.
WARfn3AGLE
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Not to be short about it, but what about them?
OP, my middle daughter and I share this same fascination with midgets. We live in separate cities but if either of us see a midget we are required to take a picture and send it to the other person with the title midget sighting. The other kids think we are stupid, but we tell them they are stupid for not appreciating midgets in their habitat.
This may have all started when we were living in Rhode Island and the lawn care company had a tatted up midget who would mow the lawn shirtless with a push mower. Watching him push arms stretched out over his head was hilarious.
This may have all started when we were living in Rhode Island and the lawn care company had a tatted up midget who would mow the lawn shirtless with a push mower. Watching him push arms stretched out over his head was hilarious.
ours started years ago with an encounter with a small person on the front porch of a restaurant in Flagler Beach, Florida...it’s been a running joke between us ever since
Gotta stay connected somehow. This works for us...lol
Grow up
Rusty Strings
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BayouCityHorn
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I once typed in Midget, gay, amputee handicapped porn into Google and the result was you have reached the end of the internet....
Thread did not disappoint.
I am El Nino
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That last picture doe........ I think I'm done with the interwebs for the night.
Still freaked out by the little fuckers BUT got a funny story.
So my best friend and I decide to go snowboarding at Sugar Mtn NC. He has known me all my life and knows the deal. So we’re almost there from ATL and are starved. He sees a McD’s and pulls off. We go in he runs to bathroom to piss. Comes out in less than 5 mins. And can’t find me. Goes to order and it’s a midget standing on an upside dome milk crate. He immediately walks out, comes gets in the car and drives us straight to the little Italian restaurant. Literally doesn’t say a word about till we check in the hotel room. Turn on the TV and it’s a fuckin McDonalds commercial with a midget cashier in it. He looks at me and laughing says...”Man NC fucked up.” I respond...yep looks like I’m never going into a McDonalds in NC again. (I have NOT broken that promise to date and that was in 2000).
So my best friend and I decide to go snowboarding at Sugar Mtn NC. He has known me all my life and knows the deal. So we’re almost there from ATL and are starved. He sees a McD’s and pulls off. We go in he runs to bathroom to piss. Comes out in less than 5 mins. And can’t find me. Goes to order and it’s a midget standing on an upside dome milk crate. He immediately walks out, comes gets in the car and drives us straight to the little Italian restaurant. Literally doesn’t say a word about till we check in the hotel room. Turn on the TV and it’s a fuckin McDonalds commercial with a midget cashier in it. He looks at me and laughing says...”Man NC fucked up.” I respond...yep looks like I’m never going into a McDonalds in NC again. (I have NOT broken that promise to date and that was in 2000).
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