Mayer’s new single is 🔥

[MIZCDB]

Song of the summer:

 

[TopHook]

Who hurt you bro?

 

[America 1st]

Mayer and don't go together unless you're talking about burning down his studio so I never have to listen to his trash again.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

I thought he was covering Toto's "Africa" for a second there.

Dudes a wanker, and being Fake Jerry VI still doesn't make him cool

 

[ChicagoFats]

Like him or not Mayer is a great guitarist. Gets a boatload of pussy too. How can you not like that?

 

[44Bobcats55]

Sounds like a 80’s Richard Marx tune

 

[ShaolinNole]

He’s definitely going for the 80’s vibe. Pink strat, aqua album cover, Jeff Porcaro shuffle. I re-evaluated my position on him after watching the funny or die video below some years back. He understands the public perception of him and he’s actually a great guitarist as well.

 

[Taggart]

 

[Ghost Hawg]

 

[22*43*51]

Sounds like a 80’s Richard Marx tune

And he’s doing his best John Cougar Mellencamp impersonation.

 

[RKirkD]

Like him or not Mayer is a great guitarist. Gets a boatload of pussy too. How can you not like that?

He’s not sending any of that Pusey to me and I have to listen that that whiney shit? Ummm...no thanks.

 

[America 1st]

Like him or not Mayer is a great guitarist. Gets a boatload of pussy too. How can you not like that?

I can't name a single America 1st charity he donates too, or any charity for that matter, with all those guitar skills and monies he has.

Getting pussy is like shooting fish in a barrel these days with all the fags and psych issues. I'd be more impressed if he wifed up, didn't sleep around, and showed some real character.

 

[BurntJ]

I can't name a single America 1st charity he donates too, or any charity for that matter, with all those guitar skills and monies he has.

Getting pussy is like shooting fish in a barrel these days with all the fags and psych issues. I'd be more impressed if he wifed up, didn't sleep around, and showed some real character.

Perfectly stated. There are plenty of Athletes and Musician with talent, money, and that get pussy…. That doesn’t mean I’m about to start suckin those douches off.

Afag Rodgers and his troll looking fiancé would be low hanging fruit example.

If having money, a talent, and getting pussy means we have to like or respect someone in-spite of the person they are…we’re all FUCKED.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Like him or not Mayer is a great guitarist. Gets a boatload of pussy too. How can you not like that?

This. It’s like hating Tim Reynolds. Insanely talented with a guitar.

 

[TJHall1]

This. It’s like hating Tim Reynolds. Insanely talented with a guitar.

Who gives a fuck? He can shove that guitar up his stretched out asshole.

 

[BurntJ]

Who gives a fuck? He can shove that guitar up his stretched out asshole.

Made me think of this….hope the guitar gets shoved up flat….that faggit will really enjoy that shit.

Edit: I am aloud to call him a faggit as I have done so in person circa 1998 in Gwinnett Co. He lived next to a buddy of mine at The Falls apts and played Buckhead circuit. Dude was ok BUT always wanted to bring his FUCKIN GUITAR EVERYWHERE. Including the pool…WTF is that shit about? But honestly he was an ok dude…JUST NOT AT ALL MY MUSICAL CUP OF TEA.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Who gives a fuck? He can shove that guitar up his stretched out asshole.

Does he get much more vagina than you or something? Seems like you have a splinter in your balloon knot.

 

[catreaper]

I gave John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston a hug in an Applebee’s parking lot in the early 2000’s. Glad I could add to this conversation.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I gave John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston a hug in an Applebee’s parking lot in the early 2000’s. Glad I could add to this conversation.

Why are you not Mr. Anniston?

 

[catreaper]

Why are you not Mr. Anniston?

I’m average in every possible life metric. The thing I remember is how short she was. Her tits were nestled nicely into my abdomen.

 

[rCW702]

I would rather listen to Nickelback.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I would rather listen to Nickelback.

Woah. Where’s the nearest Wachovia?

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I’m average in every possible life metric. The thing I remember is how short she was. Her tits were nestled nicely into my abdomen.

That’s awesome. All of what?, 5’ 4”?

 

[catreaper]

That’s awesome. All of what?, 5’ 4”?

Just looked it up. She’s 5’5”.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Just looked it up. She’s 5’5”.

So she’s a spinner. Awesome.

 

[MIZCDB]

For those of you that aren’t smart enough to like this song and are too pretentious to like Mayer, I will be setting up shop at the Wachovia in Osage Beach, MO. Feel free to come on by and get your ass whipped.

 

[PawPower1981]

He’s a doosh and his fans are the same people who think Oasis are awesome

 

[TheNJNole]

Who hurt you bro?

OPs asshole got so torn apart

 

[TJHall1]

Does he get much more vagina than you or something? Seems like you have a splinter in your balloon knot.

Seems like you have a hard on for a dude because he can play a fuckin guitar. I don't give 2 shits about this faggot. I was replying to you and the person you replied to thinking this cum eater is something special because he can play a guitar.

 

[natureboyricflair]

I did like liberal bitch Maren Morris and her tits popping out at the end of that video

 

[GarnetPild]

Like him or not Mayer is a great guitarist. Gets a boatload of pussy too. How can you not like that?

I only recently have realized this. I love the blues, and am a huge Buddy Guy fan. He and Mayer have jammed together a few times, and dude can flat out play.

(Already cut to the Mayer solos, on the Buddy Guy vids)







...and a B.B. King one. Mayer really showing off his blues chops here.

 

[Joe Kings]

Mayer and don't go together unless you're talking about burning down his studio so I never have to listen to his trash again.

I like the daughters song a lot so knock it off