Leveraging the next Lockdown thread: upvote the best ideas

[shiv]

In this thread comments can be “upvoted” so let’s give e-cred to good ideas.

I’ve always been a fan of chaos because it creates opportunity. With a potential lockdown looming, how can we be positioning ourselves to take advantage of the situation.

Im talking about us as individuals, small business owners, and our digital community in general.

How can we profit, spread influence and troll the shit out of the general public?

 

[Cards1968]

There's a large ice shortage. Pool our resources.

 

[Taggart]

Sell tampons to all the lockdown pussies, ideally with little masks printed on them for protection

 

[Sikness23245]

Let's get @Esso Club his own studio, talent, and url.

 

[Cre8ive]

In this thread comments can be “upvoted” so let’s give e-cred to good ideas.

I’ve always been a fan of chaos because it creates opportunity. With a potential lockdown looming, how can we be positioning ourselves to take advantage of the situation.

Im talking about us as individuals, small business owners, and our digital community in general.

How can we profit, spread influence and troll the shit out of the general public?

Pretend doctor's have identified certain individuals with a special marker in their blood as being totally immune to covid (every fucking strain) then sell one pint of our blood for $250,000. Based on the I.Q. level of those believing everything the government says, we could make about $5,000,000 with the right group of dudes.

 

[shiv]

Pretend doctor's have identified certain individuals with special marker in their blood as totally immune to covid (every fucking strain) then sell one pint of our blood for $250,000. Based on the I.Q. level of those believing everything the government says, we could make about $5,000,000 with the right group of dudes.

I’m in. Hopefully we can figure out a way to sell our semen too

 

[Cre8ive]

I’m in. Hopefully we can figure out a way to sell our semen too

How much do you think we could get for one test tube full?

 

[shiv]

How much do you think we could get for one test tube full?

Probably worth more than gold by the ounce for guys like us