Last Words

[OldBuzzard]

There have been some crazy, creepy, funny last words throughout the years. What do you hope that yours are? If we can, let’s make “I love you” ineligible just because it’s brazenly obvious. Get busy, you Crootnasties!

Mine:: “Wow! I didn’t think this contraption would work. I’m actually flying!”

 

[skramer100]

While in political prison

don’t put that in my ass

 

[GarnetPild]

'Oh my God, that was the best orgasm I've had in my 85 years on this earth!"

 

[Edgehollow]

"Damnit, Puddin, don't push THAT button!!!"

 

[quickfeet]

I’m fixin to coooooooooooom

 

[yankmenoodle]

My favorite was a tombstone that had "I told you I was sick!"

 

[Chris Farley]

Life’s a garden man, dig it!

 

[pleaseclap]

Surprise me.

 

[TJHall1]

 

[Rebarcock.]

Hey yall watch this

 

[Jayhacker]

Don't ground your club in the sand, my ashes are in here.

 

[Ddub]

Hey yall watch this

Hey yall watch me pee on/lick/jump off/jump over/ignite/launch/shoot/eat/drink/put my (finger/penis/toe/tongue/nipple) in/insert/dominate/outrun/snort/gargle/etc. this

 

[OldBuzzard]

Don’t worry honey. I’ve been using guns my whole life. It’s not loaded.

 

[OldBuzzard]

Oh, come on you guys. Stay in the boat. That storm is going around us.

 

[OldBuzzard]

I’ll show her

 

[OldBuzzard]

Of course it’s not a bobcat. Watch, I’ll pet it.

 

[OldBuzzard]

Don’t shoot, absoluteunit! I’ll tell everyone you thought she was 18!!!

 

[OldBuzzard]

Let’s go F with him. That old man isn’t gonna do anything.

 

[OldBuzzard]

Here comes the cop. Just tell him you’re a sovereign citizen. It works every time.

 

[SoonerMD09]

Hey, watch this!

Hold on a second. Hold my beer, first.

 

[shiv]

Here comes the cop. Just tell him you’re a sovereign citizen. It works every time.

Too bad, the cop is P,Barnes

 

[OldBuzzard]

Too bad, the cop is P,Barnes

P. BARNES IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!