Knee deep in to some Wood Ford and a La Aroma de Cuba cigar::: AMA::

That sounds dangerous. I’ve only done the white stuff that goes up your nose
 
As it states. Ask me anything. I’m no holds barred. Let’s fuckin go
Righto mate, heres the deal.

My bank is doing this stupid French competition thing and apparently decided on dragging me into it.

I think its drawn next week and would mean enduring a full week in France from August 3rd.(us)

Imo, fuck that!

Fortunately the chances of "winning" are probably equal to my chances of ever gettin' through customs undetected by every drug dog.

So, if drawn as the finalist, I definitely won't be going.

I'd have to either request exchanging for the equivalent monetary value of "Le grand prize"....or gifting it on to someone else.

Hows your French?

"Our epic trip for two to the Olympic Games Paris 2024 includes:"

"•Return economy flights for two adults to Paris, to and from your nearest New Zealand international airport, departing Sunday, 4 August 2024 and returning Tuesday, 13 August 2024."

"•Six nights’ accommodation (including daily breakfast) for two."

"•Access for two adults to the following category B Olympic events:"

"–Skateboarding.

"–Tae Kwon Do, M /Repechage, Bronze Final."

"–Athletics, Men’s and Women’s Semi Finals Heptathlon, Finals 400m Women’s Hurdles, Finals Women’s Long Jump, Men’s 200m Finals, Men’s 110m Hurdles Finals, Men’s Javelin Throw."

"•A champagne experience for two including a vineyard tour, lunch and transport to and from the vineyard."

"•Airport and train station transfers via motorcoach to and from the hotel in Paris."


"•600€ spending money loaded onto a Prepaid Visa card."
 
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