Kenny Jr. wants to do something thats kinda embarrassing

[Kenny Orange Powers]

He wants to sign up for soccer. No contact, no double legs and a bunch euro wannabe phags running around boring the shit out of everyone.

Anyone else have kids that got into soccer? How did you cope?

 

[BoiseGator]

I suggest they play soccer at a very young age, but at around 8 or so start to re-direct them so they don’t end up being complete pussy ass phaggots.

If you are lucky flag football or basketball for 4-8 year olds will be at the same time.

Edit:Had a good friend get concerned about this and switched his son to golf and let him drive the cart. Now his 4 and 6 year olds are outstanding golfers and no concerns of being a douche puss-bag in high school.

 

[Dudeness]

I have three sons. They all started with soccer bc you can do that shit at three. They did baseball, basketball as they got older, but stuck with soccer too and now two of them have been in travel for more years than I care to admit. Indoor and futsal during the winter too. Never ends.

It's honestly not awful, but I'm not sure how it happened.

 

[TJHall1]

He wants to sign up for soccer. No contact, no double legs and a bunch euro wannabe phags running around boring the shit out of everyone.

Anyone else have kids that got into soccer? How did you cope?

 

[BoiseGator]

I have three sons. They all started with soccer bc you can do that shit at three. They did baseball, basketball as they got older, but stuck with soccer too and now two of them have been in travel for more years than I care to admit. Indoor and futsal during the winter too. Never ends.

It's honestly not awful, but I'm not sure how it happened.

I can empathize, my daughter switched from basketball to drama in high school and I’ve learned to adapt and appreciate the arts. Some things I’ll never be able explain.

 

[Mello Yello]

 

[Quatch$]

I suggest they play soccer at a very young age, but at around 8 or so start to re-direct them so they don’t end up being complete pussy ass phaggots.

I suggest they play soccer at a very young age, but at around 8 or so start to re-direct them so they don’t end up being complete pussy ass phaggots.

If you are lucky flag football or basketball for 4-8 year olds will be at the same time.

Edit:Had a good friend get concerned about this and switched his son to golf and let him drive the cart. Now his 4 and 6 year old are outstanding golfers and no concerns of being a douche pussbag in high schoo

this is solid advice Oh Pee. Take it and run.

 

[Oklahoma]

Soccer is an introduction to sports and a scholarship opportunity for women. End of story.

 

[Jayhacker]

Lots of lunatic liberal women will be in attendance so if it's gets boring you can start a political discussion to liven it up.

 

[CumAllahHerAss]

He wants to sign up for soccer. No contact, no double legs and a bunch euro wannabe phags running around boring the shit out of everyone.

Anyone else have kids that got into soccer? How did you cope?

My dad got me into soccer at about age 6. I haven't stopped sucking dick since then OP.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Mathu99]

My dad got me into soccer at about age 6. I haven't stopped sucking dick since then OP.

I started at five and now all I can think about is getting pounded in the ass by big veiny cocks and I vote straight ticket Democrat.

 

[CumAllahHerAss]

I started at five and now all I can think about is getting pounded in the ass by big veiny cocks and I vote straight ticket Democrat.

 

[CumAllahHerAss]

He wants to sign up for soccer. No contact, no double legs and a bunch euro wannabe phags running around boring the shit out of everyone.

Anyone else have kids that got into soccer? How did you cope?

But really, if it makes you feel any better I was involved in more fights and double legging in soccer than I ever was on the faggy basketball court.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Daughter played it and they suckered me into coaching for two years. Never kicked a soccer ball in my life. Went 7-6 first year and 12-2 the next..... Hope this helps OP

 

[Quatch$]

Soccer is an introduction to sports and a scholarship opportunity for women. End of story.

I coach boys golf and used to coach the girls as well... you want to talk about a scholarship opportunity for girls. I would have coaches calling me saying they had cash for any girl that could break 50 on 9 holes. Not consistently, just if they ever did, or if I thought maybe they could one day.

 

[pleaseclap]

He wants to sign up for soccer. No contact, no double legs and a bunch euro wannabe phags running around boring the shit out of everyone.

Anyone else have kids that got into soccer? How did you cope?

 

[Don Johnson]

 

[SharkSandwich]

Probably get destroyed for this opinion but I would be pumped Kenny Jr wants to join a team sport. There are so many limp wrist pussy youtuber kids these days. Soccer, no it’s not ideal, but at least he ll be breaking a sweat, learning how to handle winning and losing, and prob score some chicks (or dudes) in the process.

 

[Flatlandraider]

My dad got me into soccer at about age 6. I haven't stopped sucking dick since then OP.

Cool, swallow too?

 

[TopHook]

I started at 5. Soccer can lead to other things. Usually good connections later in life.