Jury Duty
- Thread starter TJHall1
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Tell them you think you know everyone in the community and you don't like police
Poof off jury duty
I've done it. It isn't that bad
Poof off jury duty
I've done it. It isn't that bad
I’ve only been summoned once, and the trial was called off before trial. Sucks because I would actually enjoy doing jury duty.
catreaper
Master Baiter
Just randomly stand up in front the courtroom and say this
I don't know if depends on what type of case it is but wifewas summond and she was trying to get off it and they said if your number wasn't called then you would be sequestered for the next trial.
TJHall1
Legendary
This is for 3 fucking months. I ain't doing that shit. I told them I was extra susceptible to covid from an illness I had in college and am not comfortable doing it. We'll see what they think of that.
Jtrain80
Legendary
I just got up and left. No fines or anything.
Stand up a say out loud…..
Sure glad I got picked as we can’t lock em up fast enough with the liberals letting em all out.
Will be the shortest jury summons ever bro!
Go serve your community. People need clear thinking people on their juries so as not to get railroaded by emotionally charged nitwits.
TJHall1
Legendary
I'm not doing that shit for 3 months.
You many not even get chosen. You'll be given information telling what type of trial and its length of time. Then make a decision whether you try to get out. They give you plenty of opportunities to exclude yourself. I've never served more than 2 days on any jury except for 3 months on the Grand Jury. I doubt it will be a long trial given all the mask rules. My friend at the DA's office said there were few trials due to all the social distancing stuff. Tell them you won't wear a mask for extended periods of time.
Wear a MAGA hat.... Should do it
JFC....do you like request summons or something. I was summoned once in college which I was not in town for so I didn't serve and 1 time which I was sent home day 1 and never called back and I'm 43 yo. What am i missing here bro.....either yore an olde or yore literally asking/volunteering for that shit? Help me out here as I'm confused.
Claim mentally unfit
TJHall1
Legendary
I told them I've got lung problems and am susceptible to covid.
I’ll add my case. It should have been simple assault but one guy hit is head on a step and needed surgery. It was obvious what happened, but I did my civic duty seriously. The bar security cam was extremely outdated, still on vhs, and it only recorded 1 frame every 5 seconds. Saw the guy stand up, approach, but never saw a punch, or who threw first. It was he said/she said after that. Much as I hated it. Not guilty
@TJHall1. Inever wanted to be there for 3 days, it is’t dramatic like tv, it’s as boring as a freshman English lit class. Of course the guy did it, and probably should have been up on charges of attempted murder. But if you realize why you are there, and what is at stake, you might surprise yourself, justice isn’t always what you think it is, but it can give you a second of freedom
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BigBucnNole
Elite
do what I did - tell them you run a business and you are too fucking busy.
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