I waited at least 20 minutes tonight to take a dump…

[catreaper]

Italian restaurant, there was a father of four boys in his Army fatigues in there with several sons. I hadn’t eaten grease in a long time and the deep fried bread hit my bowels like a bowling ball. I’m pretty sure I had tears at one point when he told his third son in a row he could go to the stall next. I looked around for alternatives but there were none.

I held on and clinched like a champ amd when it was finally my turn, it sounded like a fist full of pebbles being thrown in a muddy creek. I apologized to the next guy in line but I’m pretty sure everyone was judging me on my way out.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Italian restaurant, there was a father of four boys in his Army fatigues in there with several sons. I hadn’t eaten grease in a long time and the deep fried bread hit my bowels like a bowling ball. I’m pretty sure I had tears at one point when he told his third son in a row he could go to the stall next. I looked around for alternatives but there were none.

I held on and clinched like a champ amd when it was finally my turn, it sounded like a fist full of pebbles being thrown in a muddy creek. I apologized to the next guy in line but I’m pretty sure everyone was judging me on my way out.

Father taking a dump with his sons? A family affair?

 

[Jtrain80]

I almost had to make the crew truck pull over on the side of the interstate so I could poo at 630 this morning.

Never shit on the side of I40, but I guess there is a first for many things.

 

[catreaper]

Father taking a dump with his sons? A family affair?

He was just standing in the bathroom sending each son in one at a time to take a dump. That’s fine, but fuck it was the worst timing.

 

[ChicagoFats]

He was just standing in the bathroom sending each son in one at a time to take a dump. That’s fine, but fuck it was the worst timing.

Makes me think of the Dumb and dumber scene, only with @catreaper waiting outside the stall

 

[shiv]

Father taking a dump with his sons? A family affair?

Your dad never did that with you?

 

[shiv]

He was just standing in the bathroom sending each son in one at a time to take a dump. That’s fine, but fuck it was the worst timing.

How many sons is “several” sons. Several to me means three or more. Even having just two sons shitting at the same time has got to have a small probability of happening. I’ve got twins and they never shit at the same time. But “several” sons shitting at the same time. I’m sorry but that’s a statistical impossibility. Something fishy was going on in there

 

[QuanChi]

How many sons is “several” sons. Several to me means three or more. Even having just two sons shitting at the same time has got to have a small probability of happening. I’ve got twins and they never shit at the same time. But “several” sons shitting at the same time. I’m sorry but that’s a statistical impossibility. Something fishy was going on in there

Not gonna lie, I generally can’t stand your hot takes, but you bring up some good points here

 

[Viking]

They all ordered the same shit @catreaper ordered. It ain’t rocket science boys. SKOL!

 

[LVRebel]

Your dad never did that with you?

My son, when he was about 4 or so, used to commentate his bathroom poops. He'd be inside doing his business as I wait outside the stall. He talk mid push and be like, "here we go, its coming out now. This is a big one. Almost done but I think there's a couple more..."
I'd be outside trying not to bust out laughing. Got some chuckles from other guys waking through the bathroom too.

 

[shiv]

My son, when he was about 4 or so, used to commentate his bathroom poops. He'd be inside doing his business as I wait outside the stall. He talk mid push and be like, "here we go, its coming out now. This is a big one. Almost done but I think there's a couple more..."
I'd be outside trying not to bust out laughing. Got some chuckles from other guys waking through the bathroom too.

Kids are so awesome

 

[shiv]

Believe it or not I’m taking a shit right now. Could have been me

 

[ETNVol]

Italian restaurant, there was a father of four boys in his Army fatigues in there with several sons. I hadn’t eaten grease in a long time and the deep fried bread hit my bowels like a bowling ball. I’m pretty sure I had tears at one point when he told his third son in a row he could go to the stall next. I looked around for alternatives but there were none.

I held on and clinched like a champ amd when it was finally my turn, it sounded like a fist full of pebbles being thrown in a muddy creek. I apologized to the next guy in line but I’m pretty sure everyone was judging me on my way out.

All you can do is hold your head high and walk out like a champ.

 

[TopHook]

Yesterday I took four shits before 10am

 

[Cletusnow]

Italian restaurant, there was a father of four boys in his Army fatigues in there with several sons. I hadn’t eaten grease in a long time and the deep fried bread hit my bowels like a bowling ball. I’m pretty sure I had tears at one point when he told his third son in a row he could go to the stall next. I looked around for alternatives but there were none.

I held on and clinched like a champ amd when it was finally my turn, it sounded like a fist full of pebbles being thrown in a muddy creek. I apologized to the next guy in line but I’m pretty sure everyone was judging me on my way out.

 

[Cletusnow]

My son, when he was about 4 or so, used to commentate his bathroom poops. He'd be inside doing his business as I wait outside the stall. He talk mid push and be like, "here we go, its coming out now. This is a big one. Almost done but I think there's a couple more..."
I'd be outside trying not to bust out laughing. Got some chuckles from other guys waking through the bathroom too.

 

[LVRebel]

Yesterday I took four shits before 10am

 

[Shitbreak Mcgee]

Your dad never did that with you?

I know I’m not the only one who played battle shits, right?!

 

[ETNVol]

I know I’m not the only one who played battle shits, right?!

Name checks out.

 

[Cletusnow]

I know I’m not the only one who played battle shits, right?!

My friends and I take photos of our most impressive efforts and send to one another.

 

[Cre8ive]

Italian restaurant, there was a father of four boys in his Army fatigues in there with several sons. I hadn’t eaten grease in a long time and the deep fried bread hit my bowels like a bowling ball. I’m pretty sure I had tears at one point when he told his third son in a row he could go to the stall next. I looked around for alternatives but there were none.

I held on and clinched like a champ amd when it was finally my turn, it sounded like a fist full of pebbles being thrown in a muddy creek. I apologized to the next guy in line but I’m pretty sure everyone was judging me on my way out.

So the line was that long huh? You need to move to a new homeless shelter in a upscale neighborhood.

 

[catreaper]

So the line was that long huh? You need to move to a new homeless shelter in a upscale neighborhood.

I heard you love bringing homeless men home at night. Maybe you have a spot for me? I’ll be up front, I don’t like to be choked.