I just farted and my dog barked.

[Cre8ive]

I really got to stop eating pickled eggs.

 

[STMF2X]

Was it one of those boiling silent ones? Those are the best farts, the ones that make you think you shit your pants.

 

[Cre8ive]

Was it one of those boiling silent ones? Those are the best farts, the ones that make you think you shit your pants.

No. It vibrated the floor through my recliner, plus it had a deep low frequency sound that mimicked a UPS truck. My dog hates (get ready for this racist comment) the "BROWN" UPS trucks.

 

[TopHook]

 

[STMF2X]

No. It vibrated the floor through my recliner, plus it had a deep low frequency sound that mimicked a UPS truck. My dog hates (get ready for this racist comment) the "BROWN" UPS trucks.

That sounds glorious. Job well done

 

[STMF2X]

The last time I crop dusted an aisle of a grocery store, I couldn’t have cared less.

 

[shiv]

I just barked and my dog farted. Good sign for Kirby

 

[TopHook]

I just barked and my dog farted. Good sign for Kirby

 

[GarnetPild]

Funny, my dog just barked nice and loud & squeezed a fart out in the process. She then had to stop barking & take a second to sniff her butt, of course.

 

[madman71]

An all-time classic.

 

[G8R-H8R]

I really got to stop eating pickled eggs.
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Super spreader

 

[sanction]

I really got to stop eating pickled eggs.
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That’s 2 years of good luck.

Congrats dude.

 

[sanction]

I just barked and my dog farted. Good sign for Kirby

That’s 2 years of bad luck.

Sorry dude.

 

[mrt]

I just had major upper hernia surgery so I have to be very careful now. Once I laughed at my deceased Uncle for him always taking a little diddy bag with him where ever he went. He had a clean pair of drawers and toilet paper and hand soap etc. Poor fella was almost killed when he hit a state low boy parked on the shoulder of the highway in a thick fog. He was driving a 68 Ford station wagon, the motor pinned both his feet and legs. 6 months in the Hospital and he was never the same but he could still walk with a cane. So the guy had to take pain killers for decades and he liked his toddy and the two didn't mix well causing him to crap all over himself, even when in a store shopping. I withdraw the laughter now and hope he's looking down and smiling.

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

I just barked and my dog farted. Good sign for Kirby

Or 19-80 years of under achieving