I bought a 14 pound chicken
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That’s an @absoluteUnit
laterallyshaking
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Sir, I’m fairly certain you were sold a turkey.
Seagulls
Poster
From a dude at work. That’s dressed weight.
I’ve been cooking him for a while now.
I have no idea why I looked this up, but I think you should gobble til you wobble instead
| Breed | Rooster | Hen |
|---|---|---|
| Ameraucana | 6 lbs | 5 lbs |
| Ancona | 5.7 lbs | 4.4 lbs |
| Andalusian | 7.5 lbs | 5.5 lbs |
| Araucana | 6.6 lbs | 5.5 lbs |
| Australorp | 8 lbs | 5.9 lbs |
| Ayam Cemani | 5 lbs | 4 lbs |
| Barnevelder | 7.2 lbs | 5.7 lbs |
| Bielefelder | 7.7 lbs | 6.6 lbs |
| Black Star | 7.7 lbs | 5 lbs |
| Brahma | 12.1 lbs | 9.9 lbs |
| Buttercup | 6.5 lbs | 5.5 lbs |
| Campine | 6 lbs | 5.7 lbs |
| Cochin | 10.5 lbs | 9 lbs |
| Cornish | 10 lbs | 5.7 lbs |
| Cornish x Rock* | 4.4 lbs | 4.4lbs |
| Crevecoeurs | 6.6 lbs | 5.5 lbs |
| Delaware | 8.5 lbs | 6.5 lbs |
| Dominique | 7 lbs | 5 lbs |
| Dorkings | 9.5 lbs | 9 lbs |
| Egyptian Fayoumis | 3.3 lbs | 2.8 lbs |
| Faverolles | 11 lbs | 9.4 lbs |
| Hamburgs | 5 lbs | 3.7 lbs |
| Houdan | 6 lbs | 5lbs |
| Jersey Giant | 13 lbs | 10 lbs |
| Lakenvelder | 5.5 lbs | 4.5 lbs |
| Legbar | 7.5 lbs | 6 lbs |
| Leghorn | 5.7 lbs | 5 lbs |
| Marans | 8.3 lbs | 4.4 lbs |
| Minorca | 7 lbs | 6 lbs |
| New Hampshire | 8.5 lbs | 6.5 lbs |
| Orpington | 13 lbs | 10 lbs |
| Plymouth Rock | 7.5 lbs | 6.5 lbs |
| Polish | 6 lbs | 4.4 lbs |
| Red Cap | 7.5 lbs | 6.1 lbs |
| Rhode Island Red | 8.6 lbs | 6.6 lbs |
| Sumatra | 5.5 lbs | 4 lbs |
| Sussex | 9 lbs | 7 lbs |
| Turken | 8.6 lbs | 6.6 lbs |
| Welsummer | 6.6 lbs | 5 lbs |
| White Faced Black Spanish | 6 lbs | 5 lbs |
| Wyandotte | 8 lbs | 6 lbs |
| Yokohama | 5 lbs | 3.3 lbs |
Bro, you’re eating a young bald eagle
They are pretty good.
Jtrain80
Legendary
But did you choke it first?
fucking out
Thought about it but was scared it would spit on me.
Jtrain80
Legendary
I saw a meme of a cat sitting in a window.
if you keep licking her like that, you will never get the rest of her clean!!!
A 14 lb chicken? Come the fuck on. What kind of steroids did you pump this thing with?
A guy at work raises them. They are just big ass chickens.
I just bought one from him and cooked it.
I didn’t spend any time in the lab with it.
Sure its not a Capon? But that is even big for a Capon.
I’ve seen a lot of damn chickens, but none that big! Let’s us know how it tastes if you are not @dead first.
Tastes like chicken.
Like chicken or 14lb chicken? Or turkey?
jjust kidding. We have about 50 chickens and none are close to that size. I’m sure it’s just a different breed or something else easily explainable
