I bought a 14 pound chicken

[sanction]

From a dude at work. That’s dressed weight.

I’ve been cooking him for a while now.

 

[shiv]

That’s an @absoluteUnit

 

[laterallyshaking]

Sir, I’m fairly certain you were sold a turkey.

 

[Seagulls]

From a dude at work. That’s dressed weight.

I’ve been cooking him for a while now.

I have no idea why I looked this up, but I think you should gobble til you wobble instead

Breed	Rooster	Hen
Ameraucana	6 lbs	5 lbs
Ancona	5.7 lbs	4.4 lbs
Andalusian	7.5 lbs	5.5 lbs
Araucana	6.6 lbs	5.5 lbs
Australorp	8 lbs	5.9 lbs
Ayam Cemani	5 lbs	4 lbs
Barnevelder	7.2 lbs	5.7 lbs
Bielefelder	7.7 lbs	6.6 lbs
Black Star	7.7 lbs	5 lbs
Brahma	12.1 lbs	9.9 lbs
Buttercup	6.5 lbs	5.5 lbs
Campine	6 lbs	5.7 lbs
Cochin	10.5 lbs	9 lbs
Cornish	10 lbs	5.7 lbs
Cornish x Rock*	4.4 lbs	4.4lbs
Crevecoeurs	6.6 lbs	5.5 lbs
Delaware	8.5 lbs	6.5 lbs
Dominique	7 lbs	5 lbs
Dorkings	9.5 lbs	9 lbs
Egyptian Fayoumis	3.3 lbs	2.8 lbs
Faverolles	11 lbs	9.4 lbs
Hamburgs	5 lbs	3.7 lbs
Houdan	6 lbs	5lbs
Jersey Giant	13 lbs	10 lbs
Lakenvelder	5.5 lbs	4.5 lbs
Legbar	7.5 lbs	6 lbs
Leghorn	5.7 lbs	5 lbs
Marans	8.3 lbs	4.4 lbs
Minorca	7 lbs	6 lbs
New Hampshire	8.5 lbs	6.5 lbs
Orpington	13 lbs	10 lbs
Plymouth Rock	7.5 lbs	6.5 lbs
Polish	6 lbs	4.4 lbs
Red Cap	7.5 lbs	6.1 lbs
Rhode Island Red	8.6 lbs	6.6 lbs
Sumatra	5.5 lbs	4 lbs
Sussex	9 lbs	7 lbs
Turken	8.6 lbs	6.6 lbs
Welsummer	6.6 lbs	5 lbs
White Faced Black Spanish	6 lbs	5 lbs
Wyandotte	8 lbs	6 lbs
Yokohama	5 lbs	3.3 lbs

 

[shiv]

Chickens got legs like:

 

[sanction]

It was a Cornish. He raises them. Slaughters them at 90 days.

I saw it alive.

 

[sanction]

It’s really good too.

 

[AmericanViking]

Bro, you’re eating a young bald eagle

 

[sanction]

Bro, you’re eating a young bald eagle

They are pretty good.

 

[Jtrain80]

It was a Cornish. He raises them. Slaughters them at 90 days.

I saw it alive.

But did you choke it first?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Sir, I’m fairly certain you were sold a turkey.

fucking out

 

[sanction]

But did you choke it first?

Thought about it but was scared it would spit on me.

 

[Jtrain80]

Thought about it but was scared it would spit on me.

I saw a meme of a cat sitting in a window.

if you keep licking her like that, you will never get the rest of her clean!!!

 

[Jtrain80]

Not sure what the battle axe is preparing to put on it.

 

[ChicagoFats]

A 14 lb chicken? Come the fuck on. What kind of steroids did you pump this thing with?

 

[sanction]

A 14 lb chicken? Come the fuck on. What kind of steroids did you pump this thing with?

A guy at work raises them. They are just big ass chickens.

I just bought one from him and cooked it.

I didn’t spend any time in the lab with it.

 

[sanction]

I’m beginning to think people are just jealous of my giant cock.

 

[sanction]

 

[sanction]

It’s a PAWG

 

[skramer100]

Sure its not a Capon? But that is even big for a Capon.

 

[Jtrain80]

Vittles!!!

 

[ChicagoFats]

A guy at work raises them. They are just big ass chickens.

I just bought one from him and cooked it.

I didn’t spend any time in the lab with it.

I’ve seen a lot of damn chickens, but none that big! Let’s us know how it tastes if you are not @dead first.

 

[ChicagoFats]

It’s a PAWG

@Oler Ted

 

[sanction]

I’ve seen a lot of damn chickens, but none that big! Let’s us know how it tastes if you are not @dead first.

Tastes like chicken.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Tastes like chicken.

Like chicken or 14lb chicken? Or turkey?

jjust kidding. We have about 50 chickens and none are close to that size. I’m sure it’s just a different breed or something else easily explainable